A/n: Istg, I'm gonna rip my uterus OUT! Anyways, enjoy this😋 Also, lmk what you think about the handkerchief thing🫣
Word count: 1059
Warnings: Smut through and through!
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A - Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
Angel. "Do you want me to rub your back?", "Do you want me to run a bath?", "Do you want to cuddle?", "Do you need anything?". He cares so much. I'm calling it now, him and Steven are the best at aftercare. Especially if he's been a bit rough with you.
B - Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's)
He loves his hair and his hands(who doesn't?!). He knows his hair is perfect. And he loves his hands because they make his two favourite things make amazing sounds. His two favourite things being you and his guitar(duh).
His favourite thing about you is your mouth and your ass. He's 10000% an ass man. He smacks your ass every time you walk past him. As for your mouth, he loves to kiss your lips, ruin your lipstick and he loves when you suck him off. Just sayin'.
C - Cum (anything to do with cum)
King of Cum-land. He loves to cum on your face and make you clean it up. He also loves to cum in you and eat it out of you.
D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)
It's a secret for both of you but he loves to take pictures of you both fucking or you fucking yourself and he takes them with him in his wallet or whatever and looks at them when he misses you on tour. You also have a little secret Slash stash in your bedside draw and girl, they're a werk of arttt!
E - Experience (how experienced are they)
Expert level shit. He's experienced but kind of immediately like if you lost your virginity together, you'd think he was lying and had been fucking for ages. But he's just naturally a sex god.
F - Favorite Position (self explanatory)
Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. He likes to see you on top , riding him until he has to thrust up into you because you're so fucked out. He loves to look at your face but doesn't want to be stuck in missionary for the rest of his life. Also mentioned in K & W why.
G - Goofy (are they more silly or serious in the moment)
He loves to keep it serious or sweet but jokes will be cracked every once in a while.
H - Hair (how well groomed are they)
Keeps it classy. Trimmed but not shaven at all. 100% matches his hair, dark and curly.
I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect)
Depends on his mood. If he wants to fuck you deep and sweet, he will. If he wants to fuck you deep and rough, he will.
J - Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)
He loves to masturbate and cum on you just to make you clean it up. As mentioned before, he loves to cum in your mouth or on your face or lips. If it's just a quick one while he's on tour and away from you, you're the only thing on his mind.
K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)
BDSM, S&M, Bondage, blindfolds, breeding, dirty talk & more. Okay, straight into it. Regarding the BDSM & S&M, I did some research and he wears a black handkerchief on the left. Which means he's into S&M AND he's a bottom. Whether he does it ironically or unironically, I'm rolling with it. Tie him up, fuck him senseless. He loves it all, ig.
L - Location (favorite place to do the do)
Bed or kitchen. He loves to bend you over the worktop and bury himself deep inside you. With the bed, it allows for more free play and more of his kinky shit.
M - Motivation (what gets them going)
Anything and everything. Teasing each other is a big turn on.
N - NO (something they won't do, turn offs)
I don't think there's much he wouldn't do but permanently marking you would make him feel like a bad boyfriend/Fiancé/husband.
O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skills)
This mannnnnn! UGH! Your pussy is like a delicacy to him. He eats you out like a starved man. He also loves when you suck him off but prefers to eat you out.
P - Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual)
Fast and sensual if that makes sense. On special occasions, he can be slow and soft but almost always he loves it hard and rough.
Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex)
Depends on his mood. If he's too tired to go a full round, you're getting a quick sesh.
R - Risk (are they game to experiment)
Yeah, definitely. He loves to experiment with you and see what gets you going more or less.
S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)
All day & all night. 24/7. Constant. He loves being in you in anyway possible.
T - Toy (do they own toys? Do they use them?)
Y.E.S!!! He has a little of almost everything but specifically blindfolds, vibrators and cuffs.
U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)
King of the tease. He loves to fuck you until you're screaming for him to let you cum.
V - Volume (how loud are they)
Depends. Majority of the time, it's a groan, whimper or low moan. However, he loves for you to get vocal so have some throat sweets on standby bcos you're gonna loose your voice xoxo
W - Wild Card (get a random headcanon)
Back on the S&M thing. When he first told you, you were a bit surprised because he's Slash, he comes off as a top but when he told you he likes to be on the bottom, you took a second to let it sink in, then got on top of him and fucked him until the cows came home.
X - X-Ray (let's see what's going on in those pants)
He's got size and girth, hunny. 6-8 inches, nice and thick, slight curve. It's not unbearable but it's enough to wind you.
Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive)
Horny most of the time but he's just that way🤷♀️
Z - ZZZ (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards)
Waits until you're asleep and taken care of and then settles down for the night.
