Dr. Agness: "LAW Science Division estimates that the planet will collapse in less than 4 hours! Your task; Capture the last remaining endangered life forms!"
Dr. Agness: "Are you ready?!"
Y/N, cracking his knuckles: "When do we start."
Shrike: "Beebs...Y/N...this mission is going to BE-"
Scene change
Shrike: "-absolutely boring."
Dr. Agness, on communicator: "DON'T Dilly Dally and DON'T break those devices I gave you!"
Shrike: "Uh-huh."
Dr. Agness: "The previous team I hired scarpered off with my other pair, too fast for MY old bones...SO them me last ones. 😠"
Y/N: "Sounds tragic."
Dr. Agness: "Tell me about it. Anyway, the department is spread thin enough as it is and I ain't got time to deal with more shenaniganary, lollygagging, or shilly shallying!"
One of the fly on the planet buzz around Shrike who was intrigued with it.
Dr. Agness: "Are you even LISTENING to ME?! Guh, mercs..."
She then recalls her ol'good times.
Beebs: "Don't worry Dr. Agness! We take ALL our jobs seriously!" Grabs Shrike's arm "DON'T WE?"
Y/N: "Besides we survived worst so no pressure."
Dr. Agness: "Well you darn well better! The sooner this is done the sooner we can get paid!"
Beebs: "...and the sooner we get these 'Lythop' creatures off world to safety, right?"
Dr. Agness: "...oh! Uh...Yes of coooouuuuuurseeeee, deary! See you lovely boys soOoOooOoon~💋!"
Beebs: "We won't let you down."
That's when he dropped Shrike.
Shrike: "Maldita sea...Hijo de puta...¡Mamagüevo!"
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Monkey's Little Bastich
Science FictionJust a story about a Czarnian hanging around with two other bounty hunters while getting all kinds of fraggin shit. Nuff said.