Horrorspaghetti and Skinnyverse (A Creepypasta and Slenderverse Stuff Book)

My Alex Kralie Headcanons.

Because I love Alex, because there isn't enough "positive content" about him, and because I want to kick all Alex haters' ass. I think hating Alex is just a pointless trend in the Marble Hornets fandom.

POSSIBLE SMALL MH SPOILERS AND LIGHT NSFW WARNING?

- He likes to collect different flowers and put them in thick books to dry. Only Amy and Jay know about this, so shush!

- He watches anime. Which is even canon. Joseph DeLage said so.

- I would imagine that he has all the manga of Naruto and One Piece. All.

- This man has no personal style and zero taste in fashion. Just look at him.

- Although he dresses like a five-year-old who is choosing clothes for the first time without mom's help, he already has a nose for aesthetics. He really likes the Lost Place-aesthetic-core-whatever. And he secretly loves cottagecore. BUT HE'S NOT GAY.

- He had a Warrior Cats phase once, but shush.

- He also had a Vocaloid phase once, but SHUSH!

- This man can't stand alcohol. And the alcohol can't stand him. After a party he either has to be dragged home or everyone is looking for him because he fell asleep somewhere in the garden.

- Alex is a homophobic bisexual without even knowing it. He's also not really homophobic in that sense, he's more like...

"My boyfriend is gay, not me!1!11"

- He always writes about every series, film and game he's ever seen, a three-page review that nobody cares about.

- He always just assumes that everyone really values ​​his opinion and criticism and that he is "really helpful".

- Alex has a lot of Oc's, and five of them are furries.

- He would be the kind of person who would write overly long oc profiles packed with information that doesn't matter at all and that nobody has ever even asked for. Aka le me.

- He claims to be good at taking criticism, but in reality he's pissed and can't sleep all night because it's very stressful for him.

- He always questioned the teachers' questions at school and started endless discussions. The boy was quite exhausting.

- He writes poems and short stories and is so damn proud and happy about it that you don't even DARE to tell him that it's actually pretty...bad. Every time he reads something of his own, there is an embarrassing silence afterwards. The guy looks so pleased with himself it's hard to even laugh at it. It's just like this:

"Yes...okay Alex, that was...yes..."

And Alex interprets the silence as a kind of speechless fascination, or something.

- If Alex were a YouTuber, he would definitely make reaction videos. BECAUSE EVERYONE GIVES SO MUCH VALUE TO HIS OPINION.

- He can be quite a drama queen and male bitch. Some days you could actually think he was on his period.

- Alex felt his midlife crisis fifty years too soon.

- It has always been his dream to become a film director and/or a screenwriter. Amy and Jay perhaps reinforce and support him a little too much. Amy because she's his girlfriend and loves him (probably?), and Jay because he has a crush on Alex and thinks it might actually work out one day.

 - More of a theory than headcanon: In the events of Marble Hornets, Alex had developed some kind of god complex because he felt he had to protect humanity from the Operator by killing everyone who had contact with him. So that the "disease" does not spread further, yk. He thought what he was doing was good and right for the humanity. However, he only became aware that he was basically just the puppet of this creature at the very end, when he was dying. The Operator had practically only pretended free thoughts and actions.

- He's an Undertale fan. I mean, he's wearing a striped jacket. Of course he's an Undertale fan.

- The guy is always very goal oriented, always does his thing (I want him to do his thing through Jay wait what-) and plans really well structured. This can sometimes be really cool and practical, but it is rather annoying. Dates with him can therefore either be very good or very bad. Alex just never really lets you in on his plans. Everything is so spontaneous. Except for Alex. After all, he had planned it.

- He gets really stressed and cranky when his plans get thwarted.- Most of the sex this man has is make-up sex.

- Alex is definitely one of those people who automatically sets the tone in group work, assigns tasks without being asked, constantly gets involved, but then ends up doing everything on their own.

- Either he jumps out of bed in the morning really over motivated like a Disney princess, or is a morning grouch to the power of ten. There is no middle. Only these two morning-Kralie variants exist.

- He is always a top, top, top. He would never let himself be fucked, although he is quite susceptible to pegging. But you can't admit that. At least he's not gay. Only the man who gets fucked is gay. Mhm.

- His fridge is full of sticky notes. From outside and inside.

- He gets jealous easily.

- This guy even rates and comments on fucking kids movies.

- Alex is easily frightened by horror movies. He hates jump scares. Gives a bad rating.

- He had always trusted Jay and Amy with most of his thoughts. But MOST OF ALL Jay because...guys being dudes. Therefore, his subsequent slendersickness-based schizophrenia had persuaded him that Jay, his closest confidant, had "betrayed and break faith with him". Alex was so mad, but also so...sad. He had to kill Jay because he carried the disease.

Anyways, Jaylex, am I right?

//r3g4rds//