Horrorspaghetti and Skinnyverse (A Creepypasta and Slenderverse Stuff Book)

Eden reviews Creepypasta ships in a very honest way.

Jeff the killer x Ben drowned

I don't get why.

 I really don't get WHY.

Quite, so COMPLETELY apart from the fact that this is a decent pedophile: The two don't even go together from an aesthetic point of view. What's an ugly, drug-addicted old man supposed to do with an undead elf-ear boy? I mean he can't even do anything with him literally, Ben is a caged soul?? He's a drowned corpse trapped behind a screen and the only form Ben can take is that of this statue from Majora's Mask. And the idea of ​​Jeffrey Hodek sitting down at the console to flirt with a bunch of fucking pixels is pretty pathetic. This ship doesn't even get 0/10 from me, it gets nothing. Less than zero.

Laughing Jack x Eyeless Jack

I don't know. The only thing, really the absolutely only way I can imagine this relationship is something like the way I presented it in my oneshot. They're both inhuman monsters, they're creatures. It's like I ship Godzilla x Kingkong, it would have the similar effect and vibe. First of all, you can't even make a real shipping name out of it, it would all come down to Jack. And what should they moan? Theyre own names? But I like the idea of ​​the two trying to kill each other or Lj maybe even trying to talk to Ej or deal with him in some way. In any case, I had a lot of fun writing the oneshot, so this ship gets 5/10 from me. It has sick potential, not in a sexual or loving way.

Jane the killer x Clockwork

Huh.

I can actually imagine it quite well, and the fanart that exists for both of them is actually very cute. Like, I see potential and it would even harmonize with my headcanons on these two. The cool x the cranky, so to speak. Jane who is cannontly a lesbian and Clockwork (who is apparently also a lesbian now from what I understand???) who is fed up with men because her ex was an idiot. They could be partners in crime together, two girl bosses. They would get through a lot together and be an unbeatable team. I think it's cute. Let's say...9/10? I don't know, that's just my personal opinion, but I can imagine it really, really well.

Bloody Painter x the Puppeteer

I don't quite understand why the ship is so popular. I don't know about you, but Puppeteer seems too...inhuman to me. He's kind of an evil thing to me and Helen is a normal person. On the other hand, they harmonize in a very strange and indescribable way, and I certainly wouldn't have any problem writing a one-shot, but it doesn't really want to get into my brain. I can imagine situations between the two, but is it...complicated? I can imagine how Puppeteer annoys Helen and tries to control or manipulate him in such a way that Puppeteer is subtly fascinated by Helen and wants to know more about him, but unfortunately I know too little about Puppeteer itself. I only know the Creepypasta with this girl that he controlled. Not more. I'm ambivalent about this shipping. 4/10? I really need at least a second opinion on this.

Jeff the killer x Eyeless Jack

Eyeless Jack would literally shred Jeff 😭✋My german ass says

N E I N.

In my opinion, there would not even be any great overtures, the whole thing would be settled fairly quickly and bloodily. 0/10.

Nina the killer x Eyeless Jack 

The fact that even the creator of Nina ships this on a whim because her Jeff fangirl phase is over and she now finds Ej more interesting disappoints me. 0,0/10, that makes zero sense. Eyeless Jack would make even less of a fuss with this little girl than with Jeff, assuming he pays any attention to her at all. It's like Tarzan and Jane, only in this case Tarzan would have said "Nom, nom, nom..." immediately after sniffing.

Nina the killer x Jeff the killer

Difficult. Very difficult thing. Especially since I'm an absolute Jeffrey Hodek stan and I'm trying more and more to shoo Jeff Woods out of my brain. Sure, she's obsessed with Jeff, she even meets him in her Creepypasta, so from her point of view, of course it makes sense and all. But Jeff? Perhaps??? Nina might be the only person who loves and supports him the way he is. He might like her. Maybe he could even love her? At least they could at least become friends. She could be constantly scurrying around and helping him. You have to know, I'm not someone who hates Nina on principle, I don't like her, and I don't understand why people write such rubbish and then make even bigger rubbish out of it with Nina x Eyeless Jack, but hey, at least it would be this ship from Nina's control room from canon. Even if the whole thing has been extremely complicated by Sesseur's original Jeff.So maybe I could do something with it? I have no idea, it's a difficult topic. But you can at least make something out of it without completely changing both characters so that it fits. 5/10?

Jane the killer x Jeff the killer

Ok, ok I surprisingly don't hate this ship. It has a lot of potential, surprisingly. I can't really explain it because I don't even know for myself. But I like the shipping more than this Slendermansion depiction of the two of them just fighting. It could be love-hate, maybe even Stockholm Syndrome, it would be anything but healthy and there would be a lot of struggles, but my practiced nose smells spicy potential. The two may be so full of hatred for each other that they grow closer and maybe even eventually just give up and get used to each other. And Jeffrey Hodek x disfigured woman would be...interesting? They could both be outcasts. So I don't know how you see it, but I could do a lot with it. 7/10. Possible. It's definitely material to work with, isn't it? It doesn't have to be sexual, like, who ever said all shipping had to end with sex?

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