𝙂𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙋𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙖 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 (𝘿𝘾𝙀𝙐 𝙭 𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧)

Better Goff Dead

It was the next day, Y/N and Rose had suited up and met up with the rest of the team at an old office they were using as a base to scout out potential Butterfly locations. Turns out, Peacemaker had broken one of the core rules, never stick your dick in crazy. As according to Enconomos Christopher stuck his dick in someone who tried to kill him, well it's not crazy. Y/N has been in that situation more than once, or twice, to three times. But turns out this woman Peacemaker stuck his dick into, was possessed, or was a butterfly? And Chris managed to find some tiny spaceship or something. Y/N was still a little blurry on the details. But Murn was stood off to the sidelines, the team was gearing up to take down the first target on their list. Some fancy US Senator and his family. Y/N, Rose, and Chris were all suited up but none of them wore their respective masks or helmet. 

"She came like four times" Peacemaker clearly lied as he threw a case onto a van. Adebayo, Economos, Rose and Y/N all looked at Chris with the biggest 'you bullshitter' face.

"We know who she is, we don't need to know how much she enjoyed having sex with you" Adebayo replied with a hand on her hip, unimpressed. 

"What if it's a clue?" Chris shot back. 

"Why would that be a clue?" Rose asked, loading up her swords onto the van. 

"Fair I was just trying to slip it into conversation. Still, fucking hate homunculi" he added calling back to an earlier part of the conversation Y/N was too lazy to listen into. 

"Where is this tiny space ship now?" Murn asked. 

"Adebayo's desk, under my lunch" Chris replied. 

"John" Murn ordered, with Economos moving back into the building and cursing under his breath. 

"Hey I want it back when you're done with it Dye Beard" Chris said pointing towards the tech support. The nickname causing Y/N to chuckle as he still found it funny. "Shit, is Project Butterfly homunculi that team up with hard bodied sluts that wanna control us?" 

"The fuck is your thing with homunculi?" Y/N asked as he threw some laptops onto the truck like he was shooting into a trash can. "And no woman could control me, I am untameable" Y/N said as Rose looked down in annoyance. "Except Poison Ivy, she could control me any day" he added with narrowed eyes, thinking of the many stories he's heard of the red head. 

"I'm sorry but what the actual fuck?" Rose asked with an alarmed face, looking shocked and that she wanted to slit Y/N's throat. "And who is that asshole?" she said, directing towards some weirdly coloured suited man with a red visor peaking behind a nearby trashcan as Harcourt joined them looking out. 

"Fuck it's, it's Vigilante, he's trying to be helpful" Chris responded as his friend continued to peak. 

"Hey, get outta here!" Harcourt barked like a dog trying to scare away another dog. 

"What?" Vigilante asked stepping out. "I'm just looking from behind a trashcan. It's a normal thing to do" he tried to justify. 

"The hell it is!" Harcourt shouted back, looking like she was reaching for a gun.

"Are you a psychiatrist?" Vigilante shouted back. 

"What?"

"Then don't tell me what's normal. Maybe my secret identity is a psychiatrist, and I know what's normal" he tried to argue back, although it sounded like a child arguing with a parent, Y/N couldn't help but smile. 

"I like this guy" he whispered to himself. 

"If you're a psychiatrist we're all screwed" Harcourt shouted back. "Get the fuck outta here"