The Choad Less Traveled

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Leaving the manor that the mission took place was mostly silent, Y/N and Rose were the first to leave the cave. Peacemaker claimed he'd deal with the Butterfly with a nearby rock, while Y/N and Rose tied up Judomaster. The former gave the green man a small kick to the bollocks as payback for earlier. Currently the now regrouped team were all in the van, a bumpy, silent journey only broken up by the music from the radio. Y/N sat next to Chris, with Rose to Y/Ns left. There were was utter silence. 

"So, after the butterfly flew out of Goff's head, what happened to it?" Harcourt asked looking over at Chris who shrugged in response. 

"I shot it, it just.....blew apart" the maker of peace answered looking down at the floor of the truck. 

"It would've been nice to have captured it, but I guess it's good it didn't get away" Harcourt responded, before the agent could speak up again. The groans of Vigilante cut across, he was bandaging up his bloodied foot. 

"I'm not sure I'm ever gonna walk again" he complained, attempting to move his slightly severed toe. 

"Why?" Rose asked, looking slightly disgusted at the sight in front of her. 

"Motherfucker cut half my pinky toe off" Vigilante answered as he continued to groan and complain about the pain. "It's the most important toe there is" he added, to which Harcourt and Adebayo responded. 

"I don't think so"

"Okay that's not true" 

"Yeah it is! You can't walk without it" Vigilante tried to argue back, only to sound more like an idiot than before. 

"You can walk just fine without a pinky toe" Adebayo did her best to try and ease Vigilantes clear idiocy. 

"You'll fall over all the time, look stupid and everyone will laugh at you" Vigilante said sad, sounding more like a child now more than ever.

"Who's gonna laugh at you for falling over because you don't have a toe?" Harcourt asked rhetorically. But her question was answered, as the chuckling and snickering of Chris and Y/N could be heard, both receiving glances from the three women sat down. 

"I was just imagining it. I'm sorry" Chris said.

"I was thinking of a funny joke that someone once told me" Y/N added as he leant back into the wall of the truck. "Besides it sounds okay man, don't let yourself get down. I didn't see what happened considering I'm blin-" before Y/N could finish Rose cut him off.

"Don't you say it" Rose said raising a finger, sounding annoyed at the recurring disability that seemed to come and go. "Don't you fucking say it" she repeated. Before Rose could further vent her frustrations, the knocked out and tied up Judomaster fell to the side banging himself on the metal floor causing everyone to look at him. 

"What are we gonna do about him?" Harcourt asked nodding her head

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"What are we gonna do about him?" Harcourt asked nodding her head. 

In response, Y/N, Chris and Vigilante all pulled out their respective handguns, cocking them and pointed them at Judomaster. All of them itching to pull the triggers. 

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