𝑵𝒆𝒌𝒐𝒎𝒂'𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒓 ★

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bokuto
8:58 pm

ARE U Y/N?!?
DO U KNOW KUROO???

yes, why?

awww u do text adorably 🥹🥹🫶🏻
ANYWAY
I JUST LEARNT ABOUT U
HOW LONG HAVE U BEEN THERE MANAGER??

a few weeks

WHAT?!
AND THEY DDINT TRLL ME UNTIL NOW?!?
I feel so betrayed 😔💔💔

you must be bokuto

YES HOWD U KNOW 😍😍

you're dramatic

oh.

sorry

NO ITS OKAY 🥹🫶🏻
UR NICE I LIKE U

thank you

AND U HAVE THAT PET POSSUM RIVHT??

yes
his name's Teddy

I WANNA SEE HIM

I can send you some photos if you'd like

OMG YES PLEASE 😍😍‼️‼️❤️❤️😊

*you sent some photos*

OH MY HES SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE 😻😻💞💞

thank you

I WANNA MEET HIM SO BAD

you're welcome to come over

WAIT RLLY???

yes

YAAAAY 😻😻‼️‼️
IM SO EXCITED

yay

YOUVE GO THE SPIRIT GIRL‼️‼️😘

thank you

HELP UR SO FUNNY
OKAY I GTG
IM GONNA MESSAGE U AGAIN SOON
BYE BYE <33

bye

***

CATS & CROWS
9:02 pm

that crazy man you warned me about
messaged me

Kuroo: LMFAOOO
Kuroo: BOKUTO MESSAGED U?!?

Tsuki: poor girl

Kags: real

Yams: he genuinely scares me 😭

Ken: that's fair bc he's clinically insane

I invited him over to see Teddy

Yama: U WHAT?!?!

Lev: BUT U DONT EVEN LET US OVER ☹️☹️💔

Suga: I think that's smart of her ngl

Yaku: it is

Kuroo: WAIT HOLD UP
Kuroo: IM MAD TOO WE NEVER GET TO SEE UR HOUSE

ok

Ryu: LMFAOOOO

Noya: TAKE THE L ‼️‼️‼️

Ryu: SHE HIT U W THE "ok" 💀💀

Yama: SCREW U GUYS ‼️‼️😤😤

Kuroo: IM HURT

Ken: bro is gonna start crying

Suga: HELP

Sho: bokutos fun and lucky I wanna meet Teddy too 😭🫶🏻

you can one day too

Sho: AW YAY

Yama: U JUST INVITING ANYONE NOW HUH?!??

Lev: EVEN THE SHORTIE RANGA?! 😔😔

Sho: IM NOT THAT SHORT.

Kags: eh

Tsuki: I beg to differ

Daichi: ur tiny shoyo lets be real

Kags: I step on u sometimes ur that short
Kags: ur like a pebble
Kags: im surprised youve never gotten run over

Suga: WHEEZING
Suga: BRO JUSR KEPT GOING 😭😭

Ken: u should lock ur cupboards when he comes over tho

why?

Kuroo: dawg is a RAT
Kuroo: he will quite literally eat anything he sees

Tsuki: that's true at training camp he was snacking on some grass outside bc apparently it had "good nutrients" and "if cows eat it, it must be good for you"

Ryu: no way 💀💀

Yaku: I'm not shocked tbh

Lev: ok but like is that not true???

Ken: how do u return ppl to where they came from??

Yams: I think you kill them

Yama: nah bro u gotta eat them

Ken: I'll do both

Sho: KENMA WHAT

Noya: HAHAHAHAGA

I think Teddy may be a cannibal himself

Kuroo: ok it's time to kill Teddy.

Asahi: if u don't get that thing out of ur house 😭😭

Suga: like girl it's gonna be eating YOU soon

Lev: WE CANT LOSE U

and I can't lose Teddy so no

Kuroo: everyone say bye to y/n she's gonna be gone tmr

Lev: DONT SAY THAT KUROO

Tsuki: omfg 💀💀

Noya: bro is stressing 💀

Ryu: real 💀

I have to go
he's attacked the cabinets again

Daichi: why'd he do that...

I think he has trauma

Yams: I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS MUCH

To be continued...
IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER TO UPDATE AND ITS SHORT