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Halfway through the trip, Konoha decided to pull into a Mc Donald's drive through since they were all hungry. He ordered their food and kindly paid and then...well there was an argument.
"Did you just take my fucking bag chip?" Konoha asked Akaashi. "Yeah," he said and ate it with no remorse. Konoha gasped. How could his friend betray him like this?
"You know what?" Konoha said. "I'm taking away your door privilege!" And then he reached over and grabbed the grab handle on Akaashi's side and took it off.
"That shouldn't be able to be removed," he said. "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah," Akaashi confirmed. "It really shouldn't. We're never taking your car again." "That's fair, it's way past it's warrant." "Get. Me. Out."
"Guys look!" Bokuto said bursting into the front, holding out his box of chicken nuggets. "They have me 11 in my 10 piece!" He laughed. "And this one looks like a dinosaur!" "Oh yeah, it really does," Akaashi said looking at it as Konoha nodded impressed.
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(They are such idiots I love them all)
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"Could you pull up google maps?" Yaku asked as he focused on the road. He and Kuroo were about 20 minutes in when things started going wrong.
Kuroo winced. "Yeah, I can't." Yaku frowned and glanced at him quickly before turning back to the road. "Why not?" Kuroo smiled devilishly. "I thought it would be more fun to use a real map." "Kuroo...you didn't..."
Kuroo did. He pulled out a map from his bag and unfolded it and almost hit Yaku in the face with it. "We're not using that dude! Put that shit away, get your phone!"
Yaku would have offered his, except he didn't have his phone on him. Unfortunately, it was broken and currently getting prepared so Kuroo was his only hope.
"I don't have data or the app so we can't use it anyway." Yaku's stomach dropped. "Are you serious?!" "Yeah," he smiled. "But don't worry about it. We can learn together." "You don't even know how to read it?!" "Calm down, it'll be fine."
Spoiler alert, it wasn't fine. Yaku was about ready to kill Kuroo a mere 10 minutes later and pulled over to take a breather. His head rested against the staring wheel while Kuroo that there awkwardly quiet.
"You know—." "Kuroo. Shut. Up." "Yup, got it." Kuroo was smart, but not map smart and certainly had his dumb moments. This was one of them. "Call Enno for the directions." "No problem!" So Kuroo called Ennoshita who just like you and the girls', was having a smooth and calm trip.
"Hey Enno! I don't really have time to explain but do you think you could give us the directions?" "Yeah, that's fine!" And so they were saved! Ennoshita gave them the directions and gave them very well that Yaku got there safely and efficiently.
"Thank god for Ennoshita," said Yaku as they pulled up. "I still think it would've been fun if we used a map," Kuroo said. "No, no it really wouldn't have."
To be continued...
YAAAY!! They are all there now!! 🤭 expect even more chaos next
