Fly-Trap meets the bois >:D

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by Ztar101

by Ztar101

Fly-Trap: "Why did you drag me all the way here."

Zitara: "Because now you're an EXE instead of being a plant! You have legs now, so go explore with your new friends!"

Fly-Trap: "I liked my windowsill better."

Zitara: "Oh, C'mon. Light up! It'll be fun, Slurpy!"

Fly-Trap: "I told you not to call me that."

Zitara: "Just- stop being so grumpy and go make friends."

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Lord X: "Whose the new guy?"

Majin: "We get new EXEs like every few weeks, at this point it's just another person we have to live with."

Fly-Trap: "Uh- hello?"

Majin: "Hi, I'm Majin and this is Lord X, and who might you be?"

Fly-Trap: "Fly-Trap. Or just Trap."

Majin: "Wonderful!"

Fly-Trap: "So what is this place?"

Lord X: "Mostly just a house of idiots"

Fly-Trap: "Great."

Lord X: "Yeah, pretty much."

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*After a while of Fly-Trap living there. Here are some memes because I got bored*

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Lord X: "Can I get a drink of hat water?"

Fly-Trap: "It's not water."

Lord X: "Ah, vodka. I like your style."

Fly-Trap: "It's vinegar."

Lord X: "What-"

Fly-Trap: "It's vinegar, bi-"

Fly-Trap: "I have too much to do today."

*Meanwhile*

Fly-Trap: *Drinking beer and playing on the keyboard*

Fly-Try: *Trying to eat cereal but there are only lemons* "Well when life gives you lemons!" *Starts attacking Lord X with the lemons*

Zitara: "You're grounded."

Fly-Trap: "HOW CAN I BR GROUNDED WHEN IM ALREADY IN THE GROUND, MOTHER???!!!!"