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Therapy for the boizzzzz

(This idea was from Crimson_Scorched because I stole their idea but I told them- so it's ok. All fun and games here friends)

I'm doing this in a random order

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Therapy 1:

Fly-Trap: "This is the dumbest f*cling idea."

Zyro: "Cool."

Fly-Trap: "Anyway, what's your problem so this can be over and we get enough content to end this sh*t."

Zyro: "I don't have one?"

Fly-Trap: "You're making this so much harder. Just make up something- like trauma."

Zyro: "Uh- sure?"

Fly-Trap: "Cool- now what about it?"

Zyro: "Well I mean for one thing, I've been chased down by the resistance for stealing the chaos emerald things"

Fly-Trap: "Oh I wasn't listening, sorry"

Zyro: "You're worse than Rep."

Fly-Trap: "Yeah no sh*t."

Zyro: "Do you just wanna leave?"

Fly-Trap: "Yeah."

Zyro: "Me too. I'd rather be chugging a bottle of Dove right now then talking about being in a cell and getting electrocuted for a while."

Fly-Trap: "Ok then?"

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Therapy 2:

Fly-Trap: "So, what's wrong with you?"

Collision: "A lot of things."

Fly-Trap: "Like?"

Collision: "Trapped in a cell both physically and mentally for a few years"

Fly-Trap: "God, Zitara has no creativity."

Zitara: "YEAH- THATS WHY I CANT THINK OF OCS-"

Collision: "So are we going to continue?"

Fly-Trap: "no"

Collision: "Ok"

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Therapy 3:

Fly-Trap: "Why are you here????"

Rewrite: "Forced."

Fly-Trap: "Same."

Rewrite: "I don't have anything. So, how've you been?"

Try-Trap: "Fine. I caught a spider"

(Yes- my Venus fly trap, Slurpy also known as Fly-Trap in this case, did catch a spider. Here is a picture)

Fly-Trap: "I would say it tasted pretty good."

Rewrite: "Gross, but ok"

Fly-Trap: "Anyway- I'ma leave and head back to my windowsill."

Rewrite: "K"

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