Sink, Consumed, & Devoid: *chillin and watching tv*
Sink: "I'm gonna go get us some Great Value Hint of Lime Tortilla Chips"
Devoid: "Why so specific?"
Sink: "Cause there good-"
- - -
Sink: *Going over to the pantry then seeing some red dude* "Who the hell are you-?!"
Starved: "I've been here a while- Let me guess- another version of Sonic?"
Sink: "Uh, yeah."
Starved: "Interesting. Well now that I have you distracted- I can call one of my furnace bots and turn you into soup-"
Consumed: "YOUR THE ONE WHO TRIED TO EAT ME!"
Starved: "I thought you were dead. I was going to save you for Thanksgiving-"
Sink: "WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!?"
Consumed: "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP!" *Coughing*
Devoid: "Careful."
Starved: "Ooooo three meals at once! Also relax, I can't llegally do anything without that weird maned wolf alien knowing-"
Zitara: "WHO SUMMONED ME."
Sink & Starved: "AHH-"
Zitara: "Why are you here. I thought you left a while ago."
Starved: "Well I've come back."
Consumed: "YOU TRIED TO EAT ME!"
Devoid: "This is very confusing even though I do know some sort of knowledge on the situation."
Zitara: "Oh! I'm surprised the both of you came."
Consumed: "Are we not addressing the situation?! I AM TRAUMATIZED BECAUSE OF YOU."
Starved: "Fair."
Sink: *Gets in front of Consumed, defensively.*
Consumed: "YOU ATE EVERYONE ON MOBIUS, MADE SEVERAL KILLER ROBOTS, DEMOLLISHED THE PLANET. DO I NEED TO GO ON?!" *COUGH COUGH*
Sink: "Hey, relax."
Consumed: "I lost everything because of you. I even lost my arm and soon enough my vocal cords."
Starved: "I freeze dried your arm. Like I said, I was saving you for Thanksgiving."
Consumed: "SEE?!"
Sink: "Just get out! We clearly don't want you here. And if not, I'll dispose of you myself."
Starved: "You think you can fight me and my furnace bots?"
Sink: "Try me."
Zitara: "Ok, now you're just getting on my nerve." *yeets him out the window*
Starved: "AHH-"
Zitara: "And thats the end of him. I'll let Sorrow take care of that."
Consumed: *Coughing and falls to the floor*
Sink: "Here, let me get you some water. You need to sit down."
Devoid: "I-I'll help."
Sink: "Thanks."
Consumed: "N-no.. really I'm fine." *Cough*
Zitara: "I'll get some pain killers"
Consumed: "Ugh... thanks....."
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