In which a fifth year girl likes the one and only Harry James Potter, who's only a year above her. At a party they meet, she gets drunk, and the rest is all a blur. (quite literally I can't remember shit of what I wrote)
"Y-you think this looks okay?" (bestie has a stutter sooo yuh) I asked my best friend, Luna. "I think it looks nice, just don't let Harry see you" I laughed a bit and smiled at Luna, looking back at myself in my mirror. I was wearing a baby blue button-up shirt with a short white skirt, but I ended up changing into a dark blue dress (it's not like a tight one it's like the ones with skirts that would break school dress code for 'being to short' when in reality it's only barely shorter than your finger).
I walked out of the Ravenclaw common room, my house, and headed over to the Gryffindor common room, where there was to be a party. Once I walked in, with Luna of course, I instantly saw the one person I liked the most, Harry James Potter. "Oh hello there Harry" Luna said in her dreamy voice, dragging me with her towards Harry. "L-Luna! Let go of me I-I don't want to deal w-with him right now!" I urgently whispered to her. "Hello there Luna, Thomas" he said my name with such hatred it broke me.
I had been pretending to hate him since he already hated me, but it hurt every time we interacted, with me liking him since our first year and everything. This little charade of 'hating' Harry has been going on for around five or six months, and I can't stand having to do it every time he sees me or gets too close to me.
"P-Potter" I replied with a hint of fake hatred in my voice. I already wanted to leave just to avoid breaking inside anymore.
I quietly walked away from Luna and Harry in the middle of their conversation, looking to find my other friends. "Hello there Thomas, it's such and honor to have you here" George Weasley jokingly bowed. "Why hello there my 'b-beloved' friend, w-what is that you have there?" I motioned towards the cups in George's hand "This, my friend, is the strongest drink me and my dear twin could concoct from the few alcoholic beverages we had. The firewhiskey is the strongest one of them all. Would you like some?"
"S-Sure I don't see why not, t-thank you Georgie"
"My pleasure y/n"
I took the cup he offered me and drank a bit, and Merlin it was strong!
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After having a cup or two of the mystery drink the twins made, you were only slightly tipsy, but still not drunk.
"THE MOON IS HIGH, LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WERE THE NIGHT THAT WE FIRST MET
WENT HOME AND TRIED TO STALK YOU ON THE INTERNET
NOW I'VE READ ALL THE BOOKS BESIDE YOUR BED
THE WINE IS COLD, LIKE THE SHOULDER THAT I GAVE YOU IN THE STREET
CAT AND MOUSE FOR A MONTH OR TWO OR THREE
NOW I WAKE UP IN THE NIGHT AND WATCH YOU BREATHE
HEY! KISS ME ONCE CAUSE YOU KNOW I'VE HAD A LONG NIGHT
KISS ME TWICE CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
THREE TIMES CAUSE I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE (ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR)
I LIKE SHINY THINGS BUT I'D MARRY YOU WITH PAPER RINGS
UH HUH
THAT'S RIGHT, DARLING, YOU'RE THE ONE I WANT!"

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Hjp one-shots ♥️
FanfictionSome short little one shots with harold hazza pottah, idrk that's all ig 🤷♀️ ⚠️ requests are taken, but not all will be made, so sry if you request and don't see it ⚠️ ⚠️I. DO. NOT. WRITE. ANY. SMUT. so DON'T request it⚠️