As we skiddadled🏃♂️ as fast as my heavy build could manage, me and thy kitten fell into a deep predicament. There was NORMIES.
EVERYWHERE. 🤢Spreading there disgusting fumes into the air.. 🤮 I quickly covered my kittens delicate face and leaped into an alleyway.
I heroically wiped my sweat and brushed my hair back as if I was patrik bateman 🥂🗿( of course the hotter version with built in hair gel aka my hair cheese 🧀). I looked to my kitten who was frozen in terror..."O-Oliver sama...." She whispered avoiding eye contact. " I-I don't l-li-" I cut her off. " Don't worry my pupsikins, daddy's here.... Be a good kitten and stay close while we cross this toxic jungle...."👿
Without another moment to spare I swept her up and temporarily activated my ultimate jutsu😼 and absorbed her into my 4th belly roll.🤤🤤🥴 I parkoured across the freeway. Cars honked and beeped but all I could hear was my kitten... her kawaii UwU...❤️🔥
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Discord mod meets kitten in COD lobby
RomansaHi I'm Oliver!, but my fursonas name is Naruto, so call me Naruto!!!! Datebeyo!👊😁 one day in the COD lobby, while I was innocently yelling at a 12 year old boy🤤, I was interrupted by someone.... A GIRL?!
