Discord mod meets kitten in COD lobby

Barnes and noble

I arrive at Barnes and noble🍬, the place we promised to meet up. As I step out of my Honda covered in stickers of my waifus, the ground shakes. I put on my most snazzy fit today, foodwars sweatshirt, and h3ntai face sweatpants🤤🤤🤤

I immediately notice a smol girl with pink hair🌸🥺 I start  naruto running as fast as I can! (Well walking with a lil more sweat)😅 and throw my 500 pound figure towards her. "WHAT THE HELL!!!" She screams out, turns out it
was just some random girl.... "GOMENISEI!" I shouted while bowing frantically, then she called me a slur and walked a at with another husbando.😕 Heh... women☕️.

Suddenly I felt a sharp pierce through my 4th chin as someone hugged me from behind, "guess whooooo٩( 'ω' )و" IT WAS HER, MY ONE AND ONLY!!!! I quickly turn and styled my greasy hair to impress her and hit a lil jig *the griddle to be specific🥵* "well*snort* shall we hit the manga section m'lady🥴" I said flirtatiously. I could sense her flustered expression as her face had turned a shade of unrecognizable green.

As we browsed the plastic wrapped books in the Barnes and noble, I smelt an unpleasant smell.... *sniff...sniff...*👃 someone had been in MY territory!👿 I began kicking down the shelf and ripped my shirt in half like an anime mc when suddenly my waifu hugged my muscular arm and pleaded " pwss stop dis isnt ywuuu 🥺🥺"  I looked down and my eyes turned black, I took my arm back and said epicly, " stay out of this kitten, daddy litterly has business to attend" as I powered up my devil fruit I knew she was on the floor crying, but... butt I had to do this for her! DATTEBEYO!!!  I started doing jutsus and opened my byakugan. Heh... there he is!😏 I suddenly and swiftly tackled an overweight 12 year old boy, this smell,,, ITS HIM👹, THIS PUNK HAS MY MANGA!!!!! I began to transform into my ultimate form (my fursuit) 🐺🐺🐺and powered up my attack!!!! " PEDO-PHILE PEDO-PHILE NO MI!!—"...

suddenly I heard a scream "YOU JUST KILLED MY SON YOU OBESE FAT LARDHEAD BUTTERBALL  BACONEATER CHUBSTER ELEPHANT CHUNKER FATARD FATSO HAMBEAST LANDWHALE MUFFINTOP OINKER PORKER ROLYPOLY THUNDERTHIEGHS😳 TWINKIE CHUBASAURUS MEATY AILE-BLOCKER BALL-OF-LARD BEEFY BARREL-OF-BACON BLUBBER SLOB ENORMOUS FATSHIT!!!!" She started to cry, unable to throw more insults my way, as I wobbled up, I noticed the kid had stoped breathing 😮‍💨 and was almost completely covered in sweat, my sweat 🙈🥹, it was enough to create a large puddle encasing him. Heh...now I have spread my scent😈 I think to my self. Before the cops come I quickly grab my kitten in distress and we run off into the wild, my sweat leaving a breadcrumb trail to soon create new life forms.....🦚