Villain: OW
"Villain. falls to the floor holding his foot"
Villain sidekick: AH WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OK DO YOU NEED SOMTHING TELL ME WHATS WRONG!?!
Villain: CHILL. I'm fine? I just stepped on something.
Villain sidekick: oh....well do you want me to have a look at it for you?
Villain: Yes please TwT
"Villain sidekick. Looks at his foot"
Villain sidekick:......
Villain: what? WHAT IS IT. IS IT BAD
Villain sidekick:....we~ might need some backup
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Hero: ok so let me get this straight. You called ME to help you...YOU LITRLY TRY TO KILL ME EVRY WEEK
Villain sidekick: yes I know but this is serious
Hero: *sigh* fine. What do you need
Villain sidekick. Wellll~
"Hero. Sees lego on Villains foot"
Hero:......
Villain:.......
Villain sidekick:........
Villain sidekick:...well?...
Hero:.....cut off his foot
Villain: WHAT!?
Villain sidekick: UM NO
"Hero. Pulls out knife"
Hero: GAHHHHHH
Villain: AHHHHHHH
Villain sidekick: AWAHHHHHHHHHH
YOU ARE READING
Villain×hero boy×boy crack one-shots
HumorHello. Whether you are hear from my transformers book or not i welcome you to what i hope will be a stupidly funny crack fic now this is a boy×boy fic and the hero and villain are not from a fic just random made-up ones or if you want you can make i...
