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[8:39am] 15/10/22

Charles: good morning stranger

Unknown Number: what do you want

Charles: are you not much of a morning person

Unknown Number: it depends on my mood

Unknown Number: given that someone just spilled scorching hot coffee over me I'd say that today I'm not a morning person

Charles: are you ok?

Unknown Number: yeah

Charles: I wish I could help

Unknown Number: can you make me a new coffee and bring me a new shirt

Charles: unfortunately not but I can comfort you

Unknown Number: that is something I suppose

Charles: most of the time I am not a morning person however I have to get used to it because of my job

Unknown Number: fair enough

Charles: I just wanted someone to talk to before my class started

Unknown Number: well I am here now

Charles: yay

Unknown Number: you really are strange

Charles: I have been told that many times

Unknown Number: so have I actually

Charles: you intrigue me

Unknown Number: and you seem to enjoy distracting me from my very important work.

Charles: if it's so important, why are you messaging me back

Unknown Number: ...

Charles: I told you I was good at making logical comebacks

Unknown Number: some may say too good

Charles: agreed. Well unfortunately my class is about to start, talk to you later

Unknown Number: bye

[4:27pm]

Unknown Number: hello

Charles: hello Mystery person

Unknown Number: how were your classes

Charles: they went well thank you. How was your day

Unknown Number: apart from the coffee fiasco it went alright

Charles: that's good

Unknown Number: you mentioned that your colleagues call you an old man, why is that

Charles: probably because i wear cardigans and tweed suits

Unknown Number: Jesus you are an old man

Charles: rude

Unknown Number: you are probably the only 27 year old I know who dresses like an 80 year old

Charles: what do you wear them

Unknown Number: a normal suit

Charles: mine are normal.

Unknown Number: ...

Unknown Number: what exactly do you wear when teaching?

Charles: either slacks, a shirt, a tie and a cardigan or slacks, a shirt, a tie and a blazer/suit jacket

Unknown Number: and all your suits are tweed?

Charles: no I have a normal black suit, waistcoat, shirt and tie for a formal event

Unknown Number: what classes as a formal even

Charles: when my papers on genetics are published, when I give a presentation on my new papers, family events

Unknown Number: you wore a suit to see your siblings?

Charles: no I wore one of my beloved cardigans

Unknown Number: you are either an old man or very gay

Charles: it's the second one darling

Unknown Number: hmmm I'm not so sure

Charles: you are mean

Unknown Number: you only just noticed?

[1:55am] 16/10/22

Charles: what's your name

Unknown Number: it's 2am...

Charles: no it's 1:55am

Charles: and seeing as you are replying to me I can safely say that you are wide awake

Unknown Number: you really are to witty for you own good

Charles: I know

Unknown Number: it's Eric

Unknown Number: Eric Schweitzer

Charles: Hi Eric

Unknown Number: I could be lying

Charles: you're not

Unknown Number: how do you know?

Charles: I can feel it. If you had said a different name it would have felt unusual

Unknown Number: I think you are sleep deprived

Charles: probably however the amount of time I can go without sleep is rather astonishing

Unknown Number: I bet I can go longer

Charles: I doubt that

Unknown Number: I think we both need sleep Charles

Charles: probably

Unknown Number: goodnight

Charles: night Eric

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