Life of Spiders[HxH Phantom Troupe]

IllUMI NOO

Feitan calls Illumi and invites him over first Illumi says no but when the other members (except for Machi and Chrollo) beg Illumi and Illumi says okay
Shalnark:Yayy he said yes!
Chrollo:I wish he doesn't kill me
Shizuku:Don't worry boss,Machi won't let that happen
Feitan:We will see about that:):)
Phinks:Sweetie what are you planning?
Machi:FEITAN!
Nobunaga:Chill.
                          ~20 minutes later~
Illumi:Hi guys
Feitan:Heyyyy
Shalnark:We have something to tell you:):):)
Chrollo starts praying
Illumi:Why does Chrollo praying?
Kortopi:Because.....
Shizuku:After this.....
Bonolenov:He might....
Illumi:He might what??
Phinks:Who will tell?
Nobunaga:I think Feitan
Shalnark:I want to say to :(:(
Feitan:Then let's say it together
Shalnark:Okay!
F and S:1
F and S:2
F and S:3
F and S:MACHI AND CHROLLO ARE DATING!!!!
Illumi:WHAT?!
Machi:Illumi please don't kill him
Illumi try's to get calm
Illumi:Okay but I have a question
Chrollo:What is it?
Illumi:Does that mean Machi is the second boss?
Kortopi:Yeah boss does that mean that?
Chrollo:I guess, yes
Illumi:You know Chrollo If you lay your hand on her I will kill you without even thinking
Machi:Illumi please don't kill him
Illumi:We will see about that
Illumi pulls out a needle and starts running after Chrollo
Chrollo:ILLUMI WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE
Machi:ILLUMI NOOO
Hisoka teleports next to Illumi{Because why not :):)}
Hisoka:LuLu,darling please
Illumi:Fineeee
Hisoka:Hi guysss
Feitan:Get lost
Hisoka:Why you're being rude :(:(
Illumi:Feitan I know you hate him but at least be nice
Feitan:Fineee,I will be nice because you guys are engaged.
Illumi:Thanks anyways Is this all?
Shalnark:Yep!
Illumi:Ok bye.