South Park Headcannons

Craig Tucker

Loves those candied mandarin oranges they serve at lunch sometimes

Listens to Wheezer, nirvana, TV girl

Favorite song is "Teenage Dirtbag1"

Huge space nerd

Loves Dr Pepper

Will cry if someone mentions the previous Stripes

Band kid- Plays the clarinet

Fav movie is Bullet Train

Made Tweek watch all the Jonn Wick movies with him (Tweek cried)

Watches History Channel at night because he wants to hear the theories about aliens

Has braces

Watches nature documentaries with Tweek

Hyperfixtates on anything and everything

Litterally got diagnosed as autistic but still won't admit it

Compulsive liar

Flipping people off is his "ily"
(But only to certain people)

Fav color is actually purple

"The quiet kid"

Wears doc Martin's

Too pussy to do any drugs/ drink

Has all C's except for science- he has an A

Spends study hall reading sci-fi novels and holding hands with Tweek under the table

Doesn't actually mind PDA

gives off a "bad boy" vibe but is a huge dork

Gets flustered by the tiniest little compliments- can't even take a "you look nice today" without screaming inside

Definitely has trust issues

Has a rocky realationship with his dad but a pretty good realationship with his mom

Likes pistachio ice cream (ew)

Spend way too much time on roblox

Probably pays combat warriors but secretly enjoys playing Brookhaven

Hard-core Reddit user

Likes to argue with random people on the internet

Watches Markiplier

Favorite video game is Sally Face

"kys"

If you insult Guniea pigs he will cyberbully you (he can't fight people irl)