•ARE YOU MY DAD?•EDDIE MUNSON

"EDDIE"

[ ene/10/2007]
ᴇ:ᴇɴsᴇʀɪᴏ́?ᴇsᴛᴀs...
ʀ:sɪ ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ...ᴇsᴛᴏʏ ᴇᴍʙᴀʀᴀᴢᴀᴅᴀ
*ʟᴀs ᴘᴀʟᴀʙʀᴀs ᴍᴇ sᴀʟɪ́ᴀɴ ᴇɴᴛʀᴇ ᴄᴏʀᴛᴀᴅᴀs,ɴᴏ sᴀʙɪ́ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄᴄɪᴏɴᴀʀɪ́ᴀ ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ᴀʟ ᴅᴀʀʟᴇ ʟᴀ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄɪᴀ*
ᴇ:ʏ ᴛᴜ ʟᴏ ǫᴜɪᴇʀᴇs ᴛᴇɴᴇʀ?
ʀ:s-sɪ
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ᴇ:ᴘʀᴏᴍᴇᴛᴏ ǫᴜᴇ ᴇsᴛᴀʀᴇ́ ᴀʜɪ́ ᴘᴀʀᴀ ᴛɪ,ᴛᴇ ʟᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴇᴛᴏ ʀᴀᴄʜ
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-ᴍᴇ ᴍᴜᴅᴇ ᴄᴏɴ ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ᴀ sᴜ ᴛʀɪʟʟᴇʀ ʏ ʟᴀᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʙʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛᴇ sᴇɢᴜɪᴀᴍᴏs ᴇɴ ʜᴀᴡᴋɪɴs ᴀ sɪ ǫᴜᴇ ʟᴏs ʀᴜᴍᴏʀᴇs ʏ ᴄʜɪsᴍᴇs ɴᴏ ᴘᴀsᴀʀᴏɴ ᴅᴇsᴀᴘᴇʀᴄɪʙɪᴅᴏs-

*ᴇsᴄᴜᴄʜᴇ́ ʀᴜɪᴅᴏs ᴇɴ ʟᴀ ᴄᴏᴄɪɴᴀ ʏ ғᴜɪ́ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀ ǫᴜᴇ ᴏᴄᴜʀʀɪ́ᴀ*
ʀ:ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ᴍɪ ᴀᴍᴏʀ ǫᴜᴇ ʜᴀᴄᴇs?!
ᴇ:ʜᴏʟᴀ ᴄᴀʀɪɴ̃ᴏ ᴏ ᴅᴇʙᴇʀɪ́ᴀ ᴅᴇᴄɪʀ "ᴄᴀʀɪɴ̃ᴏs"
ʀ:ᴇsᴛᴀs ʙᴏʀʀᴀᴄʜᴏ ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ
ᴇ:ᴘᴏʀ sᴜᴘᴜᴇsᴛᴏ ǫᴜᴇ ɴᴏ ʀᴀᴄʜ
ʀ:ᴇᴅs..
-ʏ ʟᴏs ᴅɪ́ᴀs ᴅᴏɴᴅᴇ ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ʟʟᴇɢᴀʙᴀ ʙᴏʀʀᴀᴄʜᴏ ᴏ ᴅʀᴏɢᴀᴅᴏ ᴇʀᴀɴ ᴍᴀ́s ғʀᴇᴄᴜᴇɴᴛᴇs-
[ᴀʙʀ/27/2009]

ʀ:ᴇʀᴇs ᴜɴ ᴍᴀʟᴅɪᴛᴏ ᴀᴅɪᴄᴛᴏ
ᴇ:ǫᴜᴇ ǫᴜɪᴇʀᴇs ǫᴜᴇ ʜᴀɢᴀ!!?
ᴛʀᴀʙᴀᴊᴏ ᴛᴏᴅᴏ ᴇʟ ᴘᴜᴛᴏ ᴅɪ́ᴀ ʀᴀᴄʜᴇʟʟ,ᴘᴏʀ sɪ ɴᴏ ᴛᴇ ᴅᴀs ᴄᴜᴇɴᴛᴀ!
ʀ:ᴄʟᴀʀᴏ ǫᴜᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴅᴏʏ ᴄᴜᴇɴᴛᴀ ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ,ᴘᴇʀᴏ ɴᴏ ᴘᴏᴅᴇᴍᴏs ᴛᴇɴᴇʀ ᴀ ʟᴀ ɴɪɴ̃ᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴄɪᴇɴᴅᴏ ᴇɴ ᴇsᴛᴇ ᴀᴍʙɪᴇɴᴛᴇ
ᴇ:ʟᴀ ɴɪɴ̃ᴀ ᴇsᴛᴀ ʙɪᴇɴ,ᴅᴇᴊᴀᴛᴇ ᴅᴇ ᴛᴏɴᴛᴇʀɪ́ᴀs
ʀ:ᴏʟᴠɪᴅᴀʟᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴠᴏʏ
ᴇ:ᴀʜɢ ᴀ ᴅᴏɴᴅᴇ ᴠᴀs?
*ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ᴇsᴛᴀʙᴀ sᴇɴᴛᴀᴅᴏ ᴇɴ ᴇʟ sᴏғᴀ,ʙᴇʙɪᴇɴᴅᴏ...ᴘᴀʀᴀ ᴍɪ sᴏʟᴘʀᴇsᴀ*
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ʀ:ᴍᴀᴍᴀ́ sᴏʟᴏ ɴᴇᴄᴇsɪᴛᴏ ᴜɴ ᴘᴏᴄᴏ ᴅᴇ ᴅɪɴᴇʀᴏ...
ᴍʀ:ᴀʜᴏʀᴀ ǫᴜᴇ ᴇsᴛᴜᴘɪᴅᴇᴢ ʜᴀʀᴀs ʀᴀᴄʜᴇʟʟ ʀᴏsᴇ!?
ʀᴘ:ᴛᴇɴ ᴄᴀʀɪɴ̃ᴏ,ᴇs sᴜғɪᴄɪᴇɴᴛᴇ?
ʀ:ɢʀᴀᴄɪᴀs ᴘᴀᴘᴀ́..

-ᴇɴ ᴇsᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ғᴜɪ́ ᴄᴏɴ ʀᴀᴄʜᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴍɪɢᴏ ᴄʟᴀʀᴏ ᴇsᴛᴀ,ᴛᴇɴɪᴀ ǫᴜᴇ sᴀᴄᴀʀʟᴀ ᴅᴇ ᴇsᴛᴇ ᴍᴀʟᴅɪᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴇʙʟᴏ-

ᴘᴏᴠ:ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ
ɴᴏ ᴇɴᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀʙᴀ ᴀ ᴍɪ ᴇsᴘᴏsᴀ ɴɪ ᴀ ᴍɪ ʜɪᴊᴀ, ᴍɪ ᴄᴀʙᴇᴢᴀ ᴅᴏʟɪ́ᴀ ʏ ᴛᴏᴅᴏ ᴇʀᴀ ᴜɴᴀ ᴍɪᴇʀᴅᴀ,ᴊᴏᴅᴇʀ ᴅᴏɴᴅᴇ ᴇsᴛᴀɴ!-ᴘᴇɴsᴇ-

ɢ:ᴊᴅᴇʀ ᴠɪᴇᴊᴏ ᴅᴇʙᴇʀɪ́ᴀs ɪʀ ᴄᴏɴ sᴜs ᴘᴀᴅʀᴇs
ᴇ:ʏᴀ ʟᴏ ʜᴇ hᴇᴄʜᴏ ʏ sᴏʟᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴅɪᴊɪᴇʀᴏɴ ǫᴜᴇ sᴇ ғᴜᴇ!
sᴇ ғᴜᴇ ᴅᴇʟ ᴍᴀʟᴅɪᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴇʙʟᴏ
-ᴍᴇ sᴇɴᴛɪ́ᴀ ᴛᴀɴ ᴇɴғᴀᴅᴀᴅᴏ ʏ ʟʟᴇɴᴏ ᴅᴇ ᴄᴏʀᴀᴊᴇ,sᴇ ǫᴜᴇ ғᴜᴇ ᴘᴏʀ ᴍɪ ᴄᴜʟᴘᴀ ᴘᴇʀᴏ ʟᴏ ᴏʟᴠɪᴅᴇ,ɴᴏsᴇ sɪ sᴇ ᴅᴇsᴘɪᴅɪᴇʀᴏɴ ᴅᴇ ᴍɪ,sᴏʟᴏ ʀᴇᴄᴜᴇʀᴅᴏ ᴇsᴛᴀʀ ᴊᴏᴅɪᴅᴀᴍᴇɴᴛᴇ ʙᴏʀʀᴀᴄʜᴏ ʏ ᴅʀᴏɢᴀᴅᴏ-

-ɢᴀʀᴇᴛʜ ғᴜᴇ ᴍɪ ᴍᴇᴊᴏʀ ᴀᴍɪɢᴏ,ᴍᴇ ᴀʏᴜᴅᴏ ʏ ᴇɴᴛʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴇʜᴀʙɪʟɪᴛᴀᴄɪᴏ́ɴ,sɪ ᴀʟɢᴜ́ɴ ᴅɪ́ᴀ ᴠᴏʟᴠɪ́ᴀɴ ᴛᴇɴɪ́ᴀ ǫᴜᴇ ᴇsᴛᴀʀ sᴏʙʀɪᴏ,ᴘᴇʀᴏ ᴇsᴇ ᴅɪ́ᴀ ɴᴜɴᴄᴀ ʟʟᴇɢᴏ ʏ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅɪ́ ᴇᴍᴘᴇᴢᴀʀ ᴅᴇɴᴜᴇᴠᴏ,ɴᴏs ғᴜᴇ ʙɪᴇɴ ᴇɴ ʟᴀ ʙᴀɴᴅᴀ,ɢɪʀᴀs ʏ ᴀʟɢᴜɴᴏs ᴀʟʙᴜᴍs,ᴍᴇ ғᴜɪ́ ᴅᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋɪɴs ʏᴏ ʏ ʟᴏs ᴄʜɪᴄᴏs,ᴇʟʟᴏs ᴛᴜᴠɪᴇʀᴏɴ ғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀs ʏ ᴘᴀʀᴀ ʟᴀ sᴜᴇʀᴛᴇ ᴅᴇ ɴᴏsᴏᴛʀᴏs ᴀᴜɴ ɴᴏ ʟʟᴇɢᴀʙᴀ ʟᴀ ɪɴᴅɪᴄᴀᴅᴀ ᴛᴏᴅᴏ ᴇʀᴀ ᴅᴇᴘʀɪᴍᴇɴᴛᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴀ ᴍɪ-