Twin Number One / Discontinued

Our story

So, on Instagram I sent a DM to my friends saying

Lets write a story
(Add on to what the person above says).

This is how our story went:

One day a boss ass bitch walked by, with no dick, and his name was Luke Hemmings.

He wanted to fuck Hayley and eat pizza with Elina because she has chicken ass swag.

"Chicken ass swag?" Luke asked, confusion laced in his voice.

Elina replied calmly with a grin, "Chicken ass swag: maximum level of swag. For example, Liz Hemmings."

But then Ashton Irwin came along and nervously got down on one knee, and shakily pulled his hand out of his pocket to reveal a warm, cheesy slice of pizza.

"Will you runaway with me?" The words spluttered put of his mouth before he could stop them.

Hayley looked at him slyly. She grabbed his hand ad pulled him to her.

She looked in his eyes, then down at his lips and uttered the words, "Only if you give me the pizza."

Ashton nodded and handed over the pizza. They then hopped on a rainbow llamacorn and rode off into the sunset.

Luke looked at them in envy.

"That should be me!" He yelled.

Elina grabbed his hand and said, "Luke, are you gay?"

Luke immediately pulled his hand away and spat, "No!"

Elina looked down. "Eat pizza and listen Sia with me then, aye?"

Luke looked towards her and nodded.

Elina grabbed her hand and pulled him to Pizza Hut, they got a large margarita pizza then headed to Elina's house to dance, listen to Sia and eat pizza.

- THE END -

not really an update but i thought it was funny.

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mwah!