It all started one lunch break when Jisung saw the most beautiful person ever... and instantly fell in love.
Start reading now to see what will happen to Jisung...
I sneak up to the top floor, as quiet as a squirrel.
I look around and check if someone is there, fortunately, no one is.
I sneak quickly into JYP's office and start looking for employee files.
I look in every single drawer, then I notice a drawer literally labelled 'Employee Files', how tf did I not see that?!
Whatever, I open the drawer and quickly take out the files for the marketing department and then for the marketing team for Twice, it isn't hard to find her once I know where to look.
I open her file and see,
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Name: Lee Knew
(I am not original, I know... Yes I just changed know to knew, don't judge me)
Birthday: 25th October 1998
Age: 20
I gasp at her picture and take a picture of the page with her information.
Then I put everything back to where it is supposed to be.
And sneak back out without anyone noticing.
(This is pre-debut Han we are talking about here... of course, he can do all this)
I open up my group chat and start messaging Changbin Hyung and Chan Hyung about Lee Knew, the beauty who stole my heart without even meeting my eyes or looking at me.
3RACHA
J.One I saw the most beautiful noona today, I think I am in love ♡
CB97 I thought you didn't do drugs?
J.One HUH?! I AM NOT HIGH, well unless being high on love counts
CB97 Well, who is she?
J.One Her name is Lee Knew, she works in the JYPE marketing department for Twice, she is close friends with Jihyo, her birthday is 25th October 1998, so she is two years older than me. Not like it matters.
CB97 What the fuck- I asked for her name. Not her history, how do you know all this anyways?? How long have you liked her?
J.One Um I saw her today during lunch break and fell in love ♡
CB97 That was less than an hour ago Jisung. How do you know so much about her? Did you... stalk her?
J.One Nooooooo, well I mean I followed her then broke into JYP's office to find her employee file and find out all about her. I even found her Instagram.
CB97 ... @SpearB Changbin, you need to come here
SpearB What? I was looking at my chin, why are you disturbing me?
CB97 Read these messages please and beat some sense into Jisung
J.One THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH FALLING IN LOVE!
(for reference it's the scene from their 3rd anniversary special hehe)
SpearB At least show us how she looks like
J.One
That's her... isn't she perfect?!?
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SpearB Wow... she's hot
CB97 Woo, oh man, oh wow
J.One AYO WTF?? That's my future wife we are talking about You guys can't talk about her this way! She's mine
CB97 Do you really think she would choose you over me if I asked her out?
SpearB You think she would choose YOU, over me? Yeah right. I'm asking her out
J.One HEY! FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! I SAW HER FIRST She is mine.
CB97 Okay, how about you ask her out, and if she says no we can? But you can't get mad if she accepts our proposal and rejects you
SpearB Then I claim the second spot, I'll ask her out after Jisung
J.One I didn't even say yes?? And NO she's mine
CB97 Idc I am asking her out anyways I thought you'd prefer asking her out first but fine, I'll ask her out first
J.One WHAT NO! FINE FINE, I'll ask her out but I'm doing it first
SpearB Fine by me, I'll be waiting for you to get rejected then
J.One Well then prepare to keep waiting
CB97 We'll see who she goes out with tmr May the best get her
J.One Yea I will, dw
CB97 Yea we'll see that
SpearB Dw I'll be there to support her and get her to go out with me when you get rejected
