Suddenly the elevator opens and Jihyo Noona exits the elevator and sees Lee Knew noona, stomping towards her.
I could clearly see the confusion on Jihyo Noona's face as Lee Knew grabbed her by the arm and dragged her in front of us three, Chan Hyung had gotten up and come to us.
Lee Knew Noona looks us all in the eye, holds Jihyo Noona's hand, and says, "THIS IS THE PERSON I'M DATING! You stupid children, I am lesbian, I am not interested in males!"
(Did I put all of Twice in a spin the wheel? Yes. Did it land on Jihyo? Yes.)
At this revelation all three of us are shocked, we were so invested in her that we forgot different sexualities exist.
We all stare at them open-mouthed, Jihyo Noona, who has no idea what just transpired leans sideways towards Lee Knew and whispered in her ear, quite loudly, "You'd think they have never seen a lesbian couple".
Following along Lee Knew leaned in as well and said, "Well now they have, maybe they'll leave me alone".
We keep staring at them with our eyes open wide and mouths open even wider.
Then in sync, we start bowing and apologizing.
"I AM SO SORRY NOONA!"
"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND"
"I'LL ALWAYS MAKE SURE I KNOW MY NEXT LOVE INTEREST'S SEXUALITY NEXT TIME NOONA!"
Both Jihyo and Lee Knew Noona start laughing at our actions and said, "It's fine, it was a bit funny watching all three of you try too hard to get me, I mean I understand. Who wouldn't wanna go out with me?", Lee Knew Noona finished with a smug smirk.
"I have no idea what happened before I was here, but I am glad I got to watch this, I am gonna tell all of Twice about this," said Jihyo Noona with a laugh.
Chan Hyung bows once again and says, "We are so sorry, let us treat you to a meal, please."
"Yea, Jihyo he is a 'nice guy who just has a lot of money'", said Lee Knew Noona , again bursting into laughter.
Chan Hyung's ears turn red and he rubs the back of his head, "Please let's never talk about this again..? I think I'll kill myself if someone mentions this situation again to me"
"Just promise me not to go around asking random women out when you don't even know her, and we'll forget about it", said Jihyo Noona.
"We will never do this again", all three of us reply at once.
We all returned to our dorm and I flopped on the bed while Changbin and Chan Hyung came in later.
"You were right Changbin Hyung, this was a shitshow", I groaned.
"You know what, let's be gay. Let's never interact with women again for that matter," I said while getting up with more energy.
"Yoh, he has gone crazy after getting rejected. Let's just leave him and you can treat me to something nice, to forget what happened today", Changbin hyung said to Chan Hyung.
"Yah let's go," replied Chan Hyung leaving me alone.
It's not like I noticed their departure as I was already too invested in my phone, looking at my new crush... Lee Minho? I let out an audible giggle and looked at his Instagram.
@MinhoYAH
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He is perfect, now let's just hope he doesn't end up being straight...
The End!
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I know I just published and I have barely any views but do you think I should make a proper sequel to this? Where Jisung approaches a random hot guy (Lee Know) on the internet because he finds him hot. It's not like I have a life anyways- 🙂
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