how the hell did this happen!?!

welco---the fuck happened??

Astral smiled at his friend as they walked to the store "I'm telling you fang what if we're in a book or fanfic? It'll be weird right?"astral mused to him fang thought on it for a few seconds"will it'll be pretty messed up"a loud bang came from the alleyway "the fuck was that!?!"fang yelled running outside astral followed quickly before after buying their stuff"hey uh guy you good?what happened I'm fang by the by"I backed up looking around"the fuck am i?"fang looked at me then at astral"your in a alley behind s'mores store I'm astral and who are you ??"astral said softly and with care 'ok so im in a alley by the store I named with two people I made that's not good' I thought trying to get a sense of what's going on "I'm um Asher draco"I quickly said realizing I haven't spoke in hot minute fang helped me out of the trash I was laying in"hey astral he kinda be looking like you don't cha think"I panicked he was based off of me so yeah we look alike"your right fang maybe he's a long lost brother or something I mean my last name is draco too"astral said thoughtfully I mentally face palm I forgot astral last name was Drago maybe I can pull off being a cousin that means I'll have to pull off a back story too 'did I gave astral parents siblings'I felt a arm pulling me along somewhere "come on you need a shower men right fang?"astral hummed speed walking fang hastily followed behind him"yeah sorry ash bud but you smell" I growled "will I just fell in trash and I haven't showered in a week because of writing sorry I've been busy"after about what felt like a hour of walking we made it to astral home which was fucking huge why did I gave him a big home again right because I always wanted one to share with loved ones"where here man"astral smiled "you know I could be a killer or something right? Why are you being so nice?"I asked looking at him and fang suspiciously "will you need help so I'm gonna help its that easy"astral proudly said pushing me into the shower with new clothes"now wash up man!"he closed the door I sighed taking off my clothes and my eyes widen seeing I have some scars I drew on my self insert for an anime I liked"wow so my body changed to fit into this world and it seems my self insert was good pick " I mumbled to myself turning on the water 'really how did this happen I was writing one second then poof I'm here'i got I the shower washing myself and looked over myself wondering what's different and what's not "looks like I'm bigger in some places and my hair looks like it has a red tint now" I dried off carefully not really wanting to see astral or fang because they'll ask where I'm from and shit "HEY ASHER YOU WANT SOME PIZZA AND SODA?!?" Fang yelled through the door I put on the clothes astral gave me at least they're in my style"yeah I'll be out in a second"opening the door I see fang smiling"hurry up ashy~"he ran off before I can speak up "this is gonna be fun I guess"

To be continued