𝐅𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 || tbhk oneshots

🌕 Dinner Trouble || Mitsukou

Alive au

Kou took Mitsuba out to a dinner. Would it be chaotic? Of course. Was Teru there to make sure it wasn't a date like their last night out? Yes. Did Kou think Teru was being paranoid? Yes, once again. Besides, what harm can a night out do?

It's not like Kou told Teru what happened last night out. If he did, he knew Teru wouldn't let him go anywhere with friends. 

Teru had agreed to drive Mitsuba to the dinner as well. It wasn't like Kou and Mitsuba were dating, but Teru could completely see the tension between the two. It was obvious they liked each other. Kou was just too dense to know it for sure.

It was already so obvious to Teru and anyone else who knew the two idiots. They weren't that much of idiots, but they were still idiots nonetheless.

Then again, he didn't expect Kou to know anything about it. It was really unlikely for Kou to understand. Either way, he had to watch the two idiots being idiots.

"So Mitsuba, what do you want?" Teru asked. Mitsuba had a smile on his face. The kind of smile you see when someone is about to do something chaotic. Teru did not have the energy to deal with any chaos.

"Give me a milkshake with two straws," Mistuba said. There was still a cheeky grin on his face. 

"Aw Mitsuba, that's so nice of you," Kou said. Teru was screaming on the inside at how dense his younger brother could be. Even he could tell Mitsuba wasn't going to share it. 

Kou and Teru ordered what they wanted, while Mitsuba was piling onto how many milkshakes he wanted. So far, it was three and Kou thought that Mitsuba was getting him and Teru one as well, even though it was all Teru paying for the food either way. 

Teru sighed in disappointment at Kou. How could Kou be that dense? As soon as the waiter came with Mitsuba's milkshakes, Kou was going to grab one when all of a sudden Mitsuba yelled, "WATCH HOW FAST I CAN DRINK THESE, FUCKERS!"

As soon as Mitsuba shouted that, he pulled out his phone and handed it to Kou. Teru sighed. Why was he the one that had to watch after them? 

"LAME ASS TRAFFIC EARRING, TIME ME!"

Again with that nickname? Kou sighed and listened to Mitsuba. He counted Mitsuba down and started the stopwatch on Mitsuba's phone.

Teru sighed once again at the situation. Mitsuba was too chaotic in the moment. Teru had a feeling none of it would end well. 

Once Mitsuba stopped chugging the first milkshake, Kou stopped the timer. 

"Time?"

"43.27 seconds."

Once again, Teru facepalmed. Why did he go supervise them?

"I'LL BEAT THAT SCORE!" Mitsuba shouted with determination.

Teru was just sick of the yelling at that point. They weren't even there for that long, but he already felt a headache coming. 

So, Mitsuba kept chugging the milkshakes as fast as he could. Soon enough, Kou chugged milkshakes as well. The two of them were trying to see who got the better time. Either way, Teru was annoyed.

By the time Kou and Mitsuba were finished, there was around 50 empty milkshake cups. Teru didn't even want to look at the bill, but all he knew was that he would never supervise Kou and Mitsuba at a dinner ever again.

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Word count: 558

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