sampo hc (standalone)

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THIS HAS 300 READS ALREADY.

I'm quaking. this book it like 2 minutes worth and ITS ALREADY GAINING MORE TRACTION THAN MY GENSHIN BOOK.

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- he's never been truly told he's loved before

- has almost no idea what love is and how it works

- he likes cats

- definitely has atleast a small perfume/cologne collection

- hates axe with all of his being

- starting acting the way he does cause he thought it was funny, and then once he got more customers from it he went "oh" and just rolled with it

- has probably found out how to install social media on one of Svarogs robots

- bullies children on the internet under the handle "eyeballfootlettuce"

- this whole chapter feels like a feverdream shitpost

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