THIS HAS 300 READS ALREADY.I'm quaking. this book it like 2 minutes worth and ITS ALREADY GAINING MORE TRACTION THAN MY GENSHIN BOOK.
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- he's never been truly told he's loved before
- has almost no idea what love is and how it works
- he likes cats
- definitely has atleast a small perfume/cologne collection
- hates axe with all of his being
- starting acting the way he does cause he thought it was funny, and then once he got more customers from it he went "oh" and just rolled with it
- has probably found out how to install social media on one of Svarogs robots
- bullies children on the internet under the handle "eyeballfootlettuce"
- this whole chapter feels like a feverdream shitpost
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionto anyone who previously read my genshin book, this'll be like it. apologies for no scenarios i can't write those for the life of me #1 - pela | as of 5/29/23 (mm/dd/yy)