- tired dad energy
- all of the express crew (except for himeko) are his children
- even you
- he is in a 30 mile radius and is rapidly approaching you to adopt you
- r u n (or dont ig)
- he thinks avocado on toast is a C R I M E .
- and also pineapples on pizza
- (he's right)
- ... and batificent was never seen again
- I think he's like that one clip of john cena dancing to cupid - 50 50 (ik that's not the og song but)
- so he listens to stuff like that
- he's a bit of a harder character to hc abt cause he's og from honkai impact so this is why this chapter is just a lot of shitposting
- I feel like he likes really obscure flavours of icecream
- like some weird ass triple chocolate mint banana strawberry coffee slay rat supreme
- only at the slay rat store florida
- so he never really eats icecream cause they don't have the flavours he wants
- gets overwhelmed in certain situations rlly easily
- like he could and has kept his cool battling giant monsters
- but the second there are more than 4 people talking to him at once? oh god. he's done diddly dead. prepare his casket cause he's gonna get so stressed he dies
- would make those little model airports n shit but there's not enough room on the express for that :(
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Fanfictionto anyone who previously read my genshin book, this'll be like it. apologies for no scenarios i can't write those for the life of me #1 - pela | as of 5/29/23 (mm/dd/yy)
