Murdoc Niccals x Ur Mum

Chapter 1: The Meeting of Murdoc and Mother

Your mother was a late-night sexy bartender at your local; Jim and Bob's. She was sexily serving a drink to an ugly, fat old man when all if a sudden she hears a sexy loud burp. "EEEEEEUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPP"
"Who the fuck is making such a god damn loud burp" says your mother sexily turning around her breasts swirling in the atmosphere. "It was me you good looking, lovely, sexy lady ;)" A sexy gruff voice booms from the darkness reaching a pickle-y, boney, twiggy but also sexy hand for a drink he didn't own.

Your mother stared into his heterochromic orbs. He was a dashing old, twig-like man with an amazing figure. His black, raven hair complimented his dull, green, scab-covered skin. The atmosphere was filled with love.

"Nice tits you got there" his luscious eyes trailing down her sexy body. "I'm Murdoc Niccals from the hit band Gorillaz" his voluptuous voice spat out ringing through her dainty, petite but also sexy ears. " Oh my amazing, sweet, angelic, cherub-like child loves to watch your sexy rock the house video, and so do I ;) Those are some very impressive movements you got there Mr Niccals ;>" She sexily moves her body closer to his, "I'm ********" she says with a glint of sexiness in her eyes. " A sexy name for a sexy woman ;)" This leaves her in a flustered state, her sexy body becomes red from embarrassment and her breasts do a little jiggle.

"D-d-d-d-d-do you want to.... Spend a little quality time together? <3"
"Sure shmoopie doopie mcpoopie snoopie ;)" His sexy voice becoming even sexier; the sexual tension was very high. Then they go to the back and bang. 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥵🥵🥵

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Written by PhoneOnliner and XxSundropMoonxX

(this is a joke and Jim and Bob's does not exist. Your mum isn't banging Murdoc)