Murdoc Niccals x Ur Mum

Chapter 3 : Certainley a Conundrum

It was 11:43 PM. You were in your room, scrolling on your phone, half awake, half asleep. Your mother was in her room, contemplating her life decisions when there was a loud bang. You ignored it.

A muscular and sexy yet thin, green man crawled sexily through your mother's window. She saw and it and instantly knew who it was. It was the love of her life, Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz! "Omdd babbeeeee what are you doingg hereeeee" your mother whispered
"You should probably be wondering how I got your address but slay I guess bae"

Your mother stared at him, dazed by his beauty. He was wearing the same outfit she saw him in at the bar. It had a horrible stench coming off it but your mother found it very sexy.

You were still in your room, now contemplating your life too, unaware of the strange,smelly,old,sexy, green man in your mother's room. You had fluffy red and white pyjamas on and a santa hat even though it was nowhere near Christmas ; it's May you fucking twat.

In your mother's room, things were already getting steamy although they were trying to be quiet as not to wake you, unaware you were never asleep.Your 2-D plushie was being completely squished while you scrolled through TikTok. You were gulping water like it was the best drink in the world (it is the best drink in the world) until you ran out out water and left your room to go the kitchen and fetch some more.

On the way to the kitchen, you passed your mother's room. The door was closed but some questionable noises were behind it. You could hear them like the door was wide open. How hadn't you heard it before? You opened the door slowly with a loud CREEEEEEEK and your jaw descended all the way to hell and it took a while to get back.

"MUM WHAT IN THE MC RHYMING AND THE DJ CUTTING IS GOING ON?" you screamed.
"...m-m-m-m-meet your new step-dad.." Your mother stuttered, as her skin went a bright pink colour. "M-m-murdoc Niccals...From Gorillaz." You dropped your 2-D plushie and screamed at the top of your lungs
"MURDOC IS NOT GOD AND MURDOC SMELLS" you marched out of your mother's room and slammed the door behind you. After a few seconds, the questionable noises continued and you went back to your room and watched vent TikToks because you just got traumatised by your sexy bitch of a mum

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Written by PhoneOnliner

3-D model and idea by XxSundropMoonxX yipeee