Monologue

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Red was just minding his own business at the airship.

War cheif and jelqueer were talking about something that made red mongus FLABBERGASTED!!!!!!!!!!!

"war cheif pookie bear..... Can we go to an LGBTQ pawade next month????" He asked with pure puppy eyes.

"Sure bbg, we can go there." War cheif said with a sexy ass smile.

It even made red mongus growl.

He runs up to the gay couple.

"are y'all going to a gay parade next month??" He asked as he faked being so curious.

War cheif nods.

"And you're coming." He claimed.

It made red mongus's jaw drop and his eyes pop out the his sockets.

"BUT WARCHEIF!!!!!! I DISLIKE GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!" Red mongus yelled out loud.

"Well....... There's nothing wrong wif queers tho........" Jelquer stated with a giggle.

It made red mongus growl again.

"How about... I beat you up!!!!!!!" Red mongus claimed with glitter shining through his visor.

Jelquer gasped flabbergastedly

"HEY!!!!!!!!!! dont talk to my discord kitten that way little boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He said angrily.

"Well I think your twinky little BF SHOULD KAY WHY ESS HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!" Red mongus exclaimed.

"Don't talk to my beautiful fuzzy cookie pookie boogie bear like that............." Warcheif said as his voices deepens.

He then scratches red mongus.

"OUCHIE!!!!!! YOU GAVE ME A BOO BOO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!.........." Red mongus yelled.

"And what do YOU want me to do??? Kiss it??? That's what REAL GAYS DO!!!!!!!!!" War cheif stated as he rolled his eyes through the visor.

Red mongus ran away crying like a little bitch.

"Ugh...... Homophobic gay people..... Am I right jelquer welquer, my baby boo boo honey pookie bear??????" War cheif asked as he pins his discord kitten down.

"Y y y y yy y yes war cheif.........." He replied with the silly ass pip squeak voice.

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