It was June first 2023!!!!!! (No way guys........)
The stupid gay parade is in 8 hours.
Warcheif and jelquer were already ready to go.
Meanwhile RED MONGUS WASN'T. (he's very stinky for no reason)
"BUT WAR CHEIF!!!!! I DONT WANNA GO IN YHE SHOWER YET!!!!!!!!!" Red mongus complained as he shed a tear like the little bitch he is.
"WELL TOO BAD!!!!! YOU ALREADY SMELL LIKE WHAT SPOILED MILK WOULD SMELL LIKE!!!!!!!!" war cheif yelled angrily.
War cheif even had to drag red mongus to the shower.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Red mongus yelled continuously as he went on screaming for his life.
After 12 fucking minutes on getting red mongus in the shower, war cheif sighed deeply trying to catch some air.
"It's okay to breathe, war cheif, my unicorn sugar bear...... 🥺🥺" Jelqueer claimed as he patted on war cheifs head.
And then for the 420th time this week, they make out roughly.
And someone witnessed it. (It wasn't jorsawsee this time gays dw)
It turns out black witnessed it. (The fat ass big imposter guy)
Black just stood there and felt nothing on the outside.
But on the inside ...... He felt FLABBERGASTED!!!!!!!!!
After allat, red mongus got out of the shower, did his own little thing and went to the office room crying his ass off.
Jelquer came into the room,
"Ugh stop being dramatic!!! It's just a shower boo boo bear!!!" He said as his eye rolls.
"SHUT UP QUEER!!!!!!!" Red mongus yelled as he planted his face against the table, causing it to be wetter than water.
Jelquer proceeds to walk out of the room with a chuckle to add on with it as if red mongus never said that.
"ALSO PUT ON DEODORANT!!!!! YOU STILL SMELL LIKE A SUBWAY SANDWICH THAT HAS BEEN EXPIRED FOR 3 YEARS!!!!" Jelquer yelled out loud against the halls.
Red mongus began to grunt and slowly got up and walk out of the office room to put on deodorant due to how much more stinky he is.
After that, he came out of the room and went back to the office room where war cheif and jelqueer were now.
Red mongus planted his face against the table again.
"I need some zaza........." He murmured.
They didn't really hear him.
"I NEED SOME ZAZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Red mongus yelled.
"Ugh, no red!!!!! No more zaza!!!!! Remember???? 🙄🙄🙄" War cheif stated angrily.
"B bb b bbb but I need it at this time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Red mongus claimed as he got on his knees and made the dumbest fucking puppy eyes.
"Um, how about.... I throw you off!!!!" War cheif threatened with a smile on his face.
Red mongus screamed.
"NO IM SOWWY!!!!!!" Red mongus yelled.
War cheif chuckled.
Red mongus growled.
"KAY WHY ESS YOIR SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Red mongus yelled at war cheif angrily.
After all that, he was now forced to be in the time out corner (mind blowing am I right)
