chapter 3: The beginning.

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The pride parade starts in 5 hours now.

And somehow, red mongus, jelquer and warcheif are on the earth now.

Which has no context what so ever.

Anyways, as the 3 of them were walking, red mongus yelped and fell to the floor crying.

"Goddamn it red mongus!!! What did you do now!!!!!" Warcheif yelled angrily as he turned to look at red mongus.

"I stepped on a fire ant................." Red mongus stated as he continues to cry like a fucking bitch.

Warcheif groaned.

"NO YOU DIDN'T GET UP!!!!!!" Warcheif yelled out very loudly that even people looked that them.

Red mongus was still bawling his eye sockets out.

"I wanna go home.........." He muttered under his breathe.

"RED.... GET UP AND STOP BEING DRAMATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" warcheif shouted more angrily than before.

He picked him up.

Warcheif began to notice that someone was recording.

"AYE!!!! YOU WITH THE FUCKING NARUTO HEADBAND LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TURN THAT PHONE OFF AND DELETE THAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" warcheif yelled loudly with all his mighty.

Maroon began to shake his head.

Then, warcheif threw red mongus as he ran up to maroon.

As he ran up to him, he ate his ENTIRE phone like he's a whole shredder.

Maroon gasped as his jaw dislocates.

"Yummy phone in my tummy!!!!!!!!" Warcheif stated as he rubs his tummy wummy.

He turned back around and picked red mongus back up.

"C'mon bbg, let's get out of here where there's no HOMOPHOBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Warcheif yelled as he began to run his ass off.

Jelqueerer ran along with him.

"MUFFINCAKES!!!! WAIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jelqueer yelled in the most dumbest voice tone ever.

As the three of them arrived, warcheif putted red mongus down.

Jelquer was just gasping for air that this point. (He was extremely done with life)

"Look red, WE'RE HERE!!!!!" Warcheif stated as he points to the sky.

Red kinkus's face turned into an evil smug.

"Perfect............." He said evilly as he rubs his hands together slowly.

He takes his little mini top hat off and puts his whole ass hand through it like he was some cartoon character.

It turned out that he couldn't find the AK47's nor the other guns he would keep to do this.

Red mongus began to gasp loudly.

"W w w w w w w w ww warcheif!!!!!!; I forgot something!!!!!!!!" He yelled out worryingly.

"Well, TOO BAD!!!!!!!! It took us almost a whole HOUR to walk over here!!!!!!!!!;;;;;;!!!!!!!!!" Warcheif stated.

Red mongus groans so loudly that he began to fall over again.

"GET YO ASS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!" War cheif yelled.

"But I'm tired......................" Red mongus claimed.



To be continued... (Will red mongus finally fuck up the outside queer party? Or will he not and just fuck up his plan? Find out on the other chapter that comes out LATER ON IN THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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