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Dave turns around to see jorsawsee.
"Jor, I don't know how to play basketba-"
"WELL YOU'RE GONNA KNOW!!!!!!!!"jorsawsee interrupted Dave.
He picks up Dave and throws him to the basketball hoop.
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