Febreze lore

The peach febreze (first life)

Febreze came out the spray bottle after it was sprayed smelling like peaches and opened the holy bible of gackt and fell in love malice mizer and vkei (shazna on top 🔥🔥🔥)

Febreze then got sick and coughed up a fucking sandwich bag with pony beads in it and string and scissors for kandi because kandi is so real

Febreze then summoned a phone into their dry ass hands and downloaded discord

But febreze had no internet to they had to make internet that is absurdly bad

Then febreze downloaded pjsekai on their iPhone -2 and lagged to the point their phone fucking died

Febreze then got sicker and died