Febreze lore

The border jumper (second life)

But being the holy being febreze is they revived in the church of mana sama 🙏🙏🙏

And became inlightened or sum

They got clothes and became super handsome and got a hairbrush but first they had to get trimmed up real nice

Then febrezes barber messed them up (dni if you my barber) but it's ight because they got the straightening iron 🔥🔥🔥

Then febreze burnt down the church of mana sama with it 😵

But the church respawned so it was ight 💯💯

It waited for the ad

Anyways

Mana sama still loved febreze but could not risk the church getting nerfed by this ghetto rat again so they took it back to Mexico

Febreze then jumped back over the border like mario and landed in the yeehaw ghetto

Febreze became a ghetto mexican cowboy

But febreze couldn't live as a ghetto mexican cowboy

So they hit the deadly red spikes in the middle of the road

And exploded (crazy)