Febreze lore

The realization (fourth and current life)

THEY HAD NO AD 🔥🔥🔥🔥
THEY HAD NO KIDNEYS TO SELL 🔥🔥🔥
BUT THEY HAD
THE MEXICAN CARTEL 🔥🔥🔥🔥
/j they don't care about febreze

In the dark depths of death febreze saw something

Orang ass mf

Looking like my piss

BUT BLEACHED 🔥🔥🔥

IT WAS THE CLORAX 🔥🔥🔥

ONE SIP AND FEBREZE WAS ALIVE AGAIN

Febreze looked around where they were

Back in the church of mana sama

Mana sama then apologized for being a bitch ass hoe

Febreze did NOT except the apology

AND FUCKING BOMBED MANA SAMA 🔥🔥🔥

/j they cant afford a bomb

Anyways

Febreze accepted mana samas apology and they were happy family

But Febreze was in their bed one night

Dressed up like Scrooge or sum

Going mimimimimimi

Then Febreze thought about their first life

Its weird they could just be pulling that random ass shit out of nowhere

Plus they made internet

Really bad internet

Then febreze started to fucking levitate

And hit the ceiling

Mana sama then entered the room and was like what is bro doing

Anyways

Then mana sama sent febreze back to Mexico

BUT FEBREZE CAME BACK 🔥🔥🔥

Mana sama brought febreze to gackt

But gackt was busy with his bitch ass solo career

So where did Febreze go?

TO THEIR UNCLES HOUSE 💯💯💯

WHO IS THEIR UNCLE???

KÖZI 🔥🔥🔥🔥