"Everbody likes you, Everbody likes you, Everbody likes yo-" You slap your alarm hard as you get up. Once sitting up, you grab your alarm clock and throw it across the room as the Lemon Demon song abruptly stops.
"Stupid ass thing... Why the fuck did I even set my alarm to that?" You grumpily complained, getting up.
You walk over to the bathroom to take your morning piss, fixing your severely messed up hair in the mirror on the way. You sit down on the toilet and start to relieve yourself, but you forgot the most important part of using the bathroom. Taking off your pants.
"EeeeeEeEEeeEEeEWWwWwwWW FFfffFfFUuUuuUCKkKkKkKkKKKkK" you screech, kicking your legs. "EUuuGHhghgGH" you groan, standing up and taking off the sweatpants and throwing them in the hamper.
"I'm a fuckin' idiot... Ugh, this is the shittiest morning of the goddamn week..." You say, upset.
After finishing up your business and washing your hands, you decide you need a shower, since you smelled like a wet dog.
After washing your hair with your Island coconut (With coconut milk extract) scented VO5 moisturizing shampoo and Kiwi Lime Squeeze (With lemongrass extract) VO5 Conditioner and washing your body with your Moisturizing Lavender Escape body wash from White Rain, (Those are the exact products I use lmao) you wrap yourself in a towel and head to your bedroom.
Once in your room, you start searching for something to wear to your outing with your friend, Ayla (Yeah, It's me, I'm always in my books at least once). after a hot minute, you find some light jeans with a brown and white strapped shirt.
(Picture :D)
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You grab your phone to check the time, '9:34' it reads. "FUCK- I'M GONNA BE LATE!" you shout, grabbing your things and running out. luckily, you made it to the cafe just in time (10:00) to meet Ayla. "Yo-" the short-socially-awkward-Mirabel-Madrigal-looking weirdo says, waving at you as they run towards you.
"Who's ready for brunch?" Ayla asks, nuzzling the side of their head into your arm since that's how high they reach. "You sound so gay saying that!" you chuckle. "Uhm, Excuse me, I'm Pan." She says, in a mock-offended tone. "Yeah yeah, whatever."
At the table of the yellow vase place, you point Ayla's shirt out. "What the actual fuck are you wearing?"You ask, holding in a laugh, pointing to her shirt. "Don't question my dumbassery, N/N," Ayla responds. "Mmmh okay, whatever Dumbass," You say, playfully rolling your eyes.
(What I'm wearing Lmao)
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After the brunch, you both say your goodbyes before heading your separate ways. At home, you brew some tea to drink. With your cup in the living room, you peacefully drink the heated beverage when all of a sudden it looks as if the air ripped open.
"The Fuck?-" You ask, spilling your tea on your couch "Ahww my tea-" You whine, right before a boy with a Canadian flag drops through the portal. "AaAaaAHhHH AmEriCA wHaT ThE fUcKkKk-" He screams as he drops onto the rug.
He's followed by another boy, this one with an American flag on his face, who drops right on top of the Canadian one. The American one is followed by two more boys, the Australian flag and the New Zealand flag on their faces.
The two of them plop right on top of the first two boys, The Canadian one groaning with pain as he is squished. "'Merica, ya fuckin' idiot!" The Aussie yells, the Canadian one close to tears.
Then, a UK flag-faced man and a French flag-faced woman drop down, landing on top of all the boys. "Les garçons, vous avez beaucoup de problèmes !" The French woman yells.
•Canada's POV•
"Ame that's kinda mean-" I inform America. "No-" Ame gets cut off by a loud rip sound coming from behind me. "Uhhhhmmm..." Kiwi hummed, looking confused. Dad walked in and exclaimed, "What the bloody fokin' hell?!"
I turn to see a rip in the air. "Oh my god-" I say as Mum walks in without a word. "Hah, Nada look out!" America says, pushing me in playfully. "AaAaaAHhHH AmEriCA wHaT ThE fUcKkKk-" I yell, falling onto the floor.
After he pushed me in, America jumped in, landing on top of me, squishing me, followed by Kiwi and Aussie, "'Merica, ya fuckin' idiot!" Aussie yells as my eyes get glassy from pain. Then, Mum and Dad plop on top of all of us, Mum yelling about how all of us are in trouble or something.
•Y/N's POV•
The weird-ass portal thing closes, leaving the flag-faced people here. "Who the fuck are y'all?" You ask, still holding the empty cup. once they all get up, the British one walks up and says, "I'm terribly sorry ma'am, m- Is that tea?" He asks, his pupils dilating.
"Dad, focus." The Aussie says. "Yes, sorry. As I was saying, I'm the United Kingdom, and this is my family." He introduces, then motions to his family.
"Canada, but call me Nada,"
"America, but Ame is alright,"
"I'm Australia, but I go by Aussie,"
"I'm Kiwi,"
"France, it's lovely to meet you, dear,"
"Hello, you all, uhm... I'm Y/N, But N/N works too," you say hesitantly, looking at the tea stain on your sofa. "Well, It's wonderful to meet you Y/N," he says. "Same to you," you reply.
You have two spare rooms, both with two beds, then your bedroom with a queen bed, and then there's the sofa, and you were wondering if they need a place since they clearly aren't from around. "Random question: Do you guys need a place to stay?" You randomly blurt out.
"Actually, yes. Would you mind though?" He asks. "No, not at all. I'd just have a few rules," you respond. " Which are..?" The UK asks, turning his head slightly.
"Well, one, Don't kill me or each other, two, clean up after yourself." You say. "Okay, but please let me discuss it with my family for a second first."
They mumble a bit before turning back to you, as the UK says, "We agree, thank you."
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Goddamn, this is cringy af lmao- I also have no idea why I decided to make YET ANOTHER book. Well whatever, I just wanted to tell you, I love you (Platonically) :D
