Heaven And Hell

The Beginning

Interviewer: You can leave now.

Kolgod: *stands and nods, leaving the room*

Kolgod walks out into the crisp morning air, his yawn leaving a puff of steam behind. As Kolgod turns and walks down the street, his long trench coat is drawn around him; it fit tight enough that his little shudders and shivers are obvious to anyone.

Kolgod: Why must the mortal realm be so cold.....

He sighs and keeps walking towards his home, a balmy 100 degree blast of warm air greeting him as he opens the door and closes it behind him. He takes off his trench coat and spreads his wings and tail, his legs bent, like those of an imps. He cracks his knuckles and accepts the warm air happily.

He continues towards the couch and sits down, grabbing a granola bar on the way, opening it with his sharp, shark-like teeth. Although there's only a single row of them, they are perfectly straight, white, and triangled. Many people say it's almost as if his teeth are from a show and he's always chuckled at that.

He may not have liked the circumstances of earth, however, he did love the people. Well, except for a select few of them. The educated idiots of the race are much more enjoyable when tied to a slab and being eaten alive by feral imps.

Kolgod: It's so tiring to interact with people. In hell, beings are so simple. Yet here beings are so confusing and strange. I should research them more... Maybe secondary schooling would do me well.

He opens his laptop, the bar still held within his teeth, and starts to research options to go to a form of secondary schooling, however becomes disappointed when he learns how unfortunately expensive it is.

Kolgod: They hold knowledge above nearly everything, other than money. Yet they make knowledge so expensive as to put the ones who need it at a disadvantage. They never really did get out of their social darwinism phase, did they?

There's a knock on the door, so he stands and opens it to see his old master, Lucifer.