5 Guys
Washington St
Middletown, Connecticut
Dorian: I would like a bacon cheeseburger, with ketchup, mustard, and lettuce, and a strawberry milkshake, please.
Florence: We're all out of strawberries at the moment, sorry.
Dorian: Okay, then I would like the learn to do your job right milkshake, please.
Florence: I'm sorry?
Dorian: *yells* JUST MAKE THE MILKSHAKE!
Customers: *staring at Dorian*
Iris: *comes out of the women's bathroom* Dorian, what's going on? Why are you yelling?
Dorian: *yelling* THEY RAN OUT OF STRAWBERRIES!!!! I WANT A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE!!!
Florence: But, you asked for a learn to do your job milkshake!
Dorian: *starts to choke Florence*
Florence: *getting choked*
Cop: *enters 5 Guys, and sees what Dorian is doing* Hey!! Hey!! *rushes over and restrains Dorian*
Dorian: *being restrained* GET OFF OF ME!!!!!
Cop: You're under arrest for assault. *places Dorian in handcuffs*
Dorian: *handcuffed and is taken out of 5 Guys, babbling angrily, and being stared at*
Woman: That boy needs therapy. *drinks her strawberry Fanta*
This story was written on Thursday, May 18th, 2023.
A/N Dorian, what's come over you, man? Chill out! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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