Kyle: Illinois, here I come!
Francis: Who said anything about you going to Illinois?
Kyle: I did! Going to see my silly girl cousins! Get some hot sauce! Hot sauce! Hot sauce!
Francis: Not this again!
Kyle: Hot sauce! Hot sauce! Hot sauce! Hot sauce!
WendyyWolfe: *whacks Kyle with the cartoon mallet* What in tarnation is wrong with this feller?
Kyle: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him and his tongue sticking out*
Francis: He said he was going to Illinois.
WendyyWolfe: Does he have family there?
Francis: No.
This story was written on Wednesday, May 24th, 2023.
A/N Kyle isn't going to Illinois! He never mentioned about that! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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