"Maybe I should email Satan," thought the Ducc. However, the Ducc was pretty dumb but they weren't stupid. They knew they couldn't email with their own email.
"Oh, I know! I can make another email! I'll make it sound Russian. Satan must listen to Russians. They're pretty hard-core."
At this, the Ducc was stumped. They didn't know any Russian names, apart from Vladimir and everyone knows that name.
"OMD IK! Vladimir Vladimirovski! That sounds so legit and Russian! Wow, I'm too cold!"
Still congratulating themselves on their stroke of genius, the Ducc made the email and emailed Satan's email, which was therealsatan@hell.com.
They would get their soul back!
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Ducc sells their soul
HumorWhat happens to the Ducc when they sell their soul to Satan? And what happens when they regret it and Satan won't give it back?
