"NUUU DON'T KILL ME!!" screamed the Ducc, "I swear I'll do my Spanish lessons from now on!"
Duo checked his pockets for his phone, then remembered that he was a green owl who didn't have pockets.
"Oh shit, I left my phone in my Duomobile," muttered Duo, "I'll have to go and get it if I want to activate the missiles."
"Stay right here," commanded Duo, "I'm just gonna go out to my car to activate the missiles. Don't try anything, fat duck, because owls can turn their heads 270° and the moment you move even an inch you'll find a bullet in your duck skull."
The Ducc's brain was working, if not fast, faster than it usually worked. "Car, you say?" the Ducc said.
Then they took off running.
"Not so fast!" yelled Duo, and he began running too, following the Ducc closely out of the house.
Unfortunately duccs don't run very fast. But luckily, neither do owls, and the Ducc managed to reach the Duomobile. It was large and green.
"DON'T YOU DARE TAKE MY FUCKING CAR, FAT DUCK!" screamed Duo, "Just you wait! I got more cars and I'm gonna chase you so you can finsish your Spanish lessons!"
The Ducc hopped behind the steering wheel and realised they didn't know how to drive. They pressed a button and the car began moving. Very fast. Backwards.
"EEEEEHOWDOIGOFORWARDS?!" shrieked the Ducc. However, there was no time to search it up on Google because right at that moment the Ducc saw something in the car mirror.
It appeared that a very concerned Childline had tracked down the Ducc.
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Ducc sells their soul
HumorWhat happens to the Ducc when they sell their soul to Satan? And what happens when they regret it and Satan won't give it back?
