Unfortunately, the Ducc would not get their soul back.
Instead of emailing Satan, they accidentally emailed Sata. Idek who that is.
But the typo didn't matter, because a.) Satan had blocked the Ducc and b.) Sata had been so concerned when receiving the email ("Satan, please give my soul back. Thanks") she had immediately phoned Childline for the Ducc and now the Ducc was getting spammed by Childline.
A knock came at the door again. The Ducc felt like screaming. Childline was going too far now! How dare they knock on the Ducc's door?
The shouting at the door became more audible. "If you don't open the door right fucking now, I will fucking kick it down, you fat duck."
And how dare they talk to the Ducc like that?
Wait a damn minute, thought the Ducc, Childline didn't kick doors down...
"That's it, fat duck! I'm kicking it down! You asked for it!"
The door was kicked down.
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Ducc sells their soul
HumorWhat happens to the Ducc when they sell their soul to Satan? And what happens when they regret it and Satan won't give it back?
