Peppa Pig doesn't pick up

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Peppa's iPhone 200 rang in her (genuine) Gucci coat pocket. She had such a good phone and outfit because she was secretly a stripper and had an OnlyFans with 123456789 subscribers and she made soooo much moneyyyy.

Unfortunately Peppa was currently on her other iPhone 200 and didn't hear the ring. She was also in school being a teacher's pet and a tryhard and the teacher obviously picked her when she put her hand up so she was also too busy answering a question/being a tryhard.

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The Ducc sighed, then punched the air in determination. "Fine! If that fat bitch doesn't wanna pick up, then I'll have to go and get my soul back myself!"

The Ducc imagined themselves getting their soul back from Satan after beating him in an epic fight. And because they were just so humble, when Satan begged for mercy on the ground they'd give him a painless death. And everyone would be cheering for the Ducc!

Fun fact: the Ducc had a really bad case of Main Character Syndrome :/

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