Raichu: (jumps down from up above) Hello there! (Fixes himself) Miss me? That's right, it's me Raichu, and I think we've all been missing a little bit of drama in our lives. But don't worry, I'm here to fill that void because we will have plenty of drama to go around on this brand new season of Total Drama Pokemon!
(Theme song)
Raichu: We got a new cast of 20 Pokémon all hungry for that tasty million dollar prize. They will be put through challenges more extreme than ever before and have to put up with each other in this harsh environment. After all, nothing is harsher than Koffing's cooking!
Koffing: (comes out) Hey! I slave and I slave making food for this joint! I PUT UP WITH THIS CONSTANT ABUSE NO ONE ELSE WOULD ENDURE, SO PAY ME MORE!!!
Raichu: Eesh- come on Koffing you know I love ya but it's the producers that decide the payroll... (Koffing leaves) Anywho, that was Koffing you all know him. Also staying with me on the island are my adorable niece and nephew, Pichu and Pichuette! (They both run out) Say hi kiddos!
Pichu: (jumping up and down) HIIIIII!
Pichuette: (waves) Hello! Get excited for a super fun season! Hehe!
Raichu: Alright you two, back to my quarters. Go stuff your faces with more candy! (They run off) Now then, before we get started with introducing the contestants, we have got something special this season. I'm happy to announce we have assembled an elite team of interns! How did we manage that? Well because it's in their contracts of course!
Psyduck: Buenos Nachos!
Raichu: (slaps himself) Psyduck that wasn't your cue ugh. Whatever everyone come on out!
Togedemaru: I can't believe we have to work for Raichu. This is awful.
Pachirisu: Oh come on, it could be worse. You could be stuck here without me. (Smirks and so does Togedmaru)
Psyduck: Yay! Good old Psyduck and Togede-bla-blu are back together and get to intern away!
Raichu: That's right, we've got Togedemaru and Pachirisu here! We've also got season one veterans, Cyndaquil, Mudkip and everybody's favorite, Snivy!
Snivy: This is such bullshit Raichu! I'm not putting up with you for no chance at a million!
Raichu: Oh come on Snivy, I thought you'd enjoy torturing competitors the most!
Snivy: Hmm fair point... Also Chespin isn't here, so fine we can make this work.
Mudkip: I heard Chespin and Chikorita were taking a relaxing vacation after working so hard in the Rhydonculous Race.
Cyndaquil: Ohh that makes sense. (to Raichu) Hey so are we getting paid for this then or-
Raichu: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Wipes away tears)
Cyndaquil: Um... okay then...
Raichu: Okay interns, time to skedaddle! We've got a new cast to welcome! You can go help Koffing prepare the welcome banquet.
Mudkip: Hey don't forget to say the genders-
Raichu: I know I know sheesh! (The interns head off) Yes, most Pokemon look the same despite gender so I'll be saying who is a girl and who's a boy to make things clear. Good? Good. (A fog horn sounds) Awesome right on time! Here comes our first boat straight from Galar! (The boat arrives and the three Galar starters get off) Welcome to TDP Island Scorbunny, Sobble, and Grookey! Grookey and Scorbunny are boys and Sobble is a girl.
Scorbunny: Hey what's up Raichu! Awesome to meet you man! (Gives him a fist bump) Wow pretty empty here huh?
Raichu: Don't worry, it'll fill up. (Gets tapped on the shoulder and then turns but no one is there) What the-
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Total Drama Pokemon 3: The Next Generation
FanfictionTotal Drama Pokemon is back!!! Raichu finally makes his return to host a new season of TDP back at the iconic island where it all began. The season features a new cast of 20 pokemon that will face deadly challenges, Koffing's gross cooking, and wors...
