You Drive Me Crazy

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Raichu: Last time, on Total Drama Pokemon, our campers went on a search for Pokemon eggs! And then, they had to get them to hatch. During the day, Fuecoco showed some wholesome parenting skills, Riolu revealed himself to be an egg locating expert, and Igglybuff demonstrated how to properly gaslight somebody. That somebody was Quaxly, who ended up confronting his childhood crush Sprigatito about him thinking she suddenly liked Grookey. Sprigatito did not seem amused by the altercation one bit. In other news, Yamper dialed the crazy meter up to an eleven, thinking he and Fidough were raising babies together. Alcremie tried to intervene, but when all was said and done, the Miraidons finally lost again, and we said goodbye to psychotic simper Yamper. Now then, what have we got planned for today? Get buckled because you won't want to slam the brakes on this new episode of Total Drama Pokemon!

(Theme song; in the spa hotel)

Grookey: Mmmm pancakes! Bacon! Waffles! I forgot how good this all tasted it's been ten million years! (Shovels food down his mouth)

Scorbunny: Slow down Grookey, you're gonna get a stomach ache!

Grookey: It's too good to stop- (his stomach rumbles) Okay... yeah maybe you had a point. (Runs off and pukes)

Sprigatito: Ewww. So gross.

Igglybuff: (rolls eyes) I know. Though I do hope he's okay.

Scorbunny: Aww you really are the sweetest, aren't you Igglybuff? (She smiles and Scorbunny leaves)

Igglybuff: (to Sprigatito) Hey so I was thinking... maybe you me and Grookey form an alliance?

Sprigatito: Yeah an alliance would be a great idea- wait a minute. Grookey? Why?

Igglybuff: Oh come on, he doesn't have any grudges against you, you know that. Plus he's really resourceful and is the most willing to work with others.

(In confessional)
Igglybuff: And easiest to manipulate. Don't want to forget that. (Pauses) But you see, the biggest reason I want Grookey is to get him and Sprigatito to continue talking to one another. That way Quaxly will be driven mad and cause disaster for his team, or become easy to manipulate once the merge comes. I'm fine either way.
(End)

Sprigatito: I mean... maybe...

Igglybuff: Oh Grookey!

Grookey: (comes back over) Yeah you don't wanna go in that hallway. Anyways, sup?

Igglybuff: We were thinking of forming an alliance. That way the three of us will be safe if we lose.

Grookey: Really? Great idea. Though I'd feel bad about Scorbunny and Riolu... but I guess better them than me. It is a competition right? (Shakes Igglybuffs hand)

(Elsewhere in the spa hotel)

Riolu: Hmm... where is Furfou? (Furfou comes in a drops off some tea) Oh there you are. Thank you. (Furfrou heads off)

(In confessional)
Riolu: My dad always likes to meditate and drink tea in the morning. He says it heightens his aura powers. I've been doing the same in hopes it helps me develop my powers. So far... not the greatest results.
(End)

Riolu: (meditating) Hmmm. Hmmm. (Suddenly a crash is heard and Riolu falls slipping his tea on himself) Ugh...

Scorbunny: (from outside in the hallway) WHOOPS! MY BAD!

(In the cabins)

Fidough: Oh my gosh? Could this be true? A morning where Yamper isn't waiting outside for me or watching my every move! Yesss! IM FREE!!!

Alcremie: (laughs) Wow I don't think I've ever seen you this happy.

Fidough: Heh, same to you. Look at you laughing and smiling.

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