Flower Power: First day!!! You guys excited?
#1PeopleHater: no.
NRKHIM: shut up 🤐 😡
Idiotic Myth Nerd: I am!! 🥳🥳
Idiotic Myth Nerd: There's a library, right?
gnome: Yep!
Idiotic Myth Nerd: I wanna go there!
Festus: Xornoth
MoonyTunes: 🥭
#1PeopleHater: what?
Festus: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? Im in ur driveway
#1PeopleHater: ...
Festus: Vroom vroom, come out already mother fucker
#1PeopleHater: How the fuck did you find my address?
Magic Sib: It is best not to question Fwhip
Magic Sib: Now grab Scott and get in the car
Idiotic Myth Nerd: Wait, Gem, you're with Fwhip?
Magic Sib: I'm his sister *rolls eyes*
Magic Sib: of course I'm in the car
seems_a_little_fishy: this is normal, don't worry
seems_a_little_fishy: I have a tracker on both of their phones
Festus: Come out to the car
Idiotic Myth Nerd: car, I'm gay 💅
Gay Boi: YAAAAAASSSS 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
SandGuardian: Proud of you!!
NRKHIM: 👏🥹
#1PeopleHater: Scott, time to go. Get off the phone
Idiotic Myth Nerd: just a sec
Idiotic Myth Nerd changed their name to 'Gay Myth Nerd'
Gay Myth Nerd: K, coming
Codfather: Scott's gay?
#1PeopleHater: Say a word against them and you're fried cod.
Codfather: geez chil
Codfather: are you this rude to everyone?!
#1PeopleHater: Yup.
#1PeopleHater: Don't think you're special.
#1PeopleHater: and Scott, don't forget ur fidgets
Gay Myth Nerd: 👍
NRKHIM: fidgets fun 🤩🤩🤩
seems_a_little_fishy: agreed
Festus: SCOTT GET IN THE CAR!!
Gay Myth Nerd: Okay!! Okay!! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!
Gay Boi: oooo what do Scott & Xornoth look like?
MoonyTunes: Send a pic 📸
#1PeopleHater: Fuck no
Magic Sib: Scott has teal hair and Xornoth has purple hair
#1PeopleHater: fuck u.
seems_a_little_fishy: funfact: the first time Jimmy opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
*Is Tall*: lmao
Gay Boi: haha 😛 💅
Festus: L
Codfather: LISSIE!!!
SandGuardian: Shut up. I'm trying to study.
MoonyTunes: 🫒
NRKHIM: YD 👴
Gay Boi: yes dad
Codfather: yes dab
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Empires S1 Chatfic AU
FanfictionI WAS BORED OKAY No, I'm not providing a description
