Empires S1 Chatfic AU

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Shippers Society 

mer-slay: Jimmy just told me that Joey asked him on a date!!!!

C.G.E: ieieie

KatieEllie: YEAH!!!! 

barkandbite: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I'mAStoneBitches: 🍋 tbh I half thought we were joking about that.

KatieEllie: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

C.G.E: Kinda, kinda not. 

Mushroom: That's amazing!!! 

mer-slay: be thankful you're not me

mer-slay: i'm the one who has to listen to that simp ramble on and onnnn

C.G.E: you think that's bad? You should see Scott.

mer-slay: i'd rather not

Fwhip made the group chat 'Y'all not in any other group chats, L'

Fwhip added MythicalSausage and 2 others

Fwhip left the group chat

MythicalSausage: ...

Smallishbeans: I am very offended.

Smajor1995: Me too.

MythicalSausage changed their name to 'BloodPriest'

SmallishBeans changed their name to '*Is Still Tall*'

MythicalSausage changed Smajor1995's name to 'TBDKWCCI'

TBDKWCCI: Is this supposed to mean something?

BloodPriest: It means 'This Bitch Doesn't Know What Crash Course Is'

TBDKWCCI: I'm gonna change it.

*Is Still Tall*: Don't.

TBDKWCCI: Yes i will

BloodPriest: if you don't change it, I'll kiss Fwhip next time I see him 😚

TBDKWCCI: Bet?

BloodPriest: bet

TBDKWCCI: Oh, this is gonna be great

BloodPriest: wait 

TBDKWCCI: *smiles evily*

BloodPriest: can I pull out?

TBDKWCCI: AYO

*Is Still Tall*: AYYYYY

BloodPriest: oh for fucks sake 😭😭😭

BloodPriest: I'M DOOMED

TBDKWCCI: I'M A GENIUS

*Is Still Tall*: I'M HUNGRY

TBDKWCCI: What

*Is Still Tall*: I am

BloodPriest: get food

*Is Still Tall*: No 💅

TBDKWCCI: That's Joey's emoji

*Is Still Tall*: He's not in this gc, so I don't care.