*a couple months later*
Chaos of E1
#1PeopleHater: Joey, stop messaging me
#1PeopleHater: I'm in class
Gay Boi: awwwww but Xornieeee
Gay Myth Nerd: "Xornie"?
NRKHIM: Xornoth, Joey, is there something you 2 want 2 tell us? 🤨
Gay Boi: What? Friends can't have nicknames?
Festus: It sounds like a pet name. Like the ones couples use 🤨
#1PeopleHater: stfu I'm Aro/ace bitches leave me alone
Festus: okay, okay, point taken mf ✋😳🤚
SandGuardian: Kids, stop fighting.
Gay Boi: yes daddy ;)
NRKHIM: yes daddy 😏
Flower Power: EEWWWWWW 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮
SandGuardian: What am I going to do with all of you?
MoonyTunes: Take us to McDonalds? 🍇
#1PeopleHater: fuck no, McDonalds is trash
Gay Myth Nerd: Popeyes is better
#1PeopleHater: and that stupid ice cream machine is always broken
gnome: fr
Gay Boi: I've found my soulmate 🤩 Popeyes be slaying!! ✨✨✨
Codfather: I agree!
Gay Myth Nerd: Jimmy!!
Gay Boi: Jimmy!!
Codfather: hi!!
Gay Boi: Wanna go over to Scott's to play MK after school?
Gay Myth Nerd: Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to hang out today after school? Maybe Joey as well? Like, you two could come to my house and we could play Mario Kart or something
Gay Boi: No pressure of course 😊
Gay Myth Nerd: No pressure of course :)
Gay Boi: wait
Codfather: lmao sure I'll come over to hang oit once I've droppedd my stuff back hoem and told my parents,
Gay Boi: Do you want me to pick u up?
Gay Myth Nerd: Do you want me to pick u up?
Magic Sib: *takes picture of the gay*
MoonyTunes: *munches on popcorn*
Magic Sib: *gasp* you too? Katherine, add her to the society!!
Flower Power: OK!!
MoonyTunes: ?
*Is Tall*: Babe, can I copy your homework?
seems_a_little_fishy: lol nope
*Is Tall*: But whhhyyyyyyy??
seems_a_little_fishy: you need to learrrrrnnnn
#1PeopleHater: Scott just ran out of class, brb
Codfather: huh?! Is he okay?
Gay Boi: Did someone hurt them?! I will personally beat them up!! 😡😤😡😤😡😡😡😤😤😡😡😤
seems_a_little_fishy: waitamimute how are yall texting in class?
Festus: How are YOU texting in class?
seems_a_little_fishy: i'm home sick :(
seems_a_little_fishy: didn't Jimmy tell you?
*Is Tall*: Yeah, he did. Fwhip just wasn't listening. *dances* 🕺
Festus: I have adhd what am I supposed to do?
Gay Myth Nerd: You have adhd?
Codfather: SCOTT!!!
Gay Boi: WELCOME BACK <3
Gay Myth Nerd: Got really overwhelmed again. I'm fine.
SandGuardian: You sure? This seems to be happening a lot.
Gay Myth Nerd: wdym? It only happened at Jimmy's and then here today.
NRKHIM: cap 🧢
SandGuardian: Yesterday you suddenly stopped responding to the chat for an hour while at home and then said you got overwhelmed and had to take a run. It was a WEEKEND. There shouldn't be any stress or bad noises. AND Xornoth said you hadn't gone out the house all day. Is your home situation okay?
Gay Myth Nerd: Yeah. I'm fine. Everything is good 👍
*one hour later*
JOEYGRACEFFA created the group chat "S.P.S (Scott Protection Squad)"
JOEYGRACEFFA added Xornoth, SolidarityGaming, and 3 others
JOEYGRACEFFA changed their name to 'Parrot'
Xornoth: Why Joey?
Parrot: Something is going on and everyone knows it
Parrot changed Pixlriff's name to 'LukeIAmYourFather'
Parrot changed SolidarityGaming's name to 'FoundDory'
Pearlescentmoon changed their name to 'FarmGirl'
Parrot changed Xornoth's name to 'Xornie'
Parrot changed Fwhip's name to 'Butterfly'
Butterfly changed their name to 'AttackHelicopter'
Xornie: No there isn't. Now leave me alone, I have to drive Scott to gymnastics.
Xornie: also I'm muting y'all
LukeIAmYourFather: If something's wrong or someone's hurting you then you should get help.
FarmGirl: They're not gonna respond
AttackHelicopter: fuck this shit
FarmGirl: 🫑
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Empires S1 Chatfic AU
FanfictionI WAS BORED OKAY No, I'm not providing a description
