I was so depressed I couldn't go to rehearsal for my gothic metal band called Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I was in my dorm slitting my wrists (I couldn't die because I'm Gert and I'm super cool and immortal). I was wearing a black button-up, a purple tie with red stripes, my black jeans, and my combat boots. I got bored so I started walking over to where the band had rehearsal.
"What the fuck do you think? Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Capy! But I don't want to kill him, Because, He's really nice even if he did go out with Gert. But If I don't kill Capy, then Voldemort will fucking kill Gert" Ebony burst into tears
I jumped out from behind a wall, I heard everything Ebony said
"Why didn't you fucking tell me" I shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!"
Ebony started to cry and then I started to cry all sensitively. Then I ran out crying.
I ran and ran all the way to Professor Snape's room.
"What's up Gert?" he said. I could tell he just came back from a death dealer meeting because he was missing his left hand.
"Voldemort is gonna kill me because there no way Ebony is gonna get the balls to murder Capy Potter," i told him
"That's ok, you don't need that fucking muggle poser bitch" he said "She's such a whore anyways"
"Yea I know but I still love her," I said
"Ew, whatever, do you want to go see Voldemort?" Snape said suddenly "He'd love to meet you"
"Actually!" I asked all surprised "That would be so cool"
"Yea he's excited to meet you," Snape said
Then all of a sudden snape got close to me, really close
"I know I'm always excited to see you," he whispered in my ear. Then he kissed my ear. I was knocked unconscious!
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My Immortal (Gert Rewrite)
SonstigesIf you're here you've read my immortal. You were either there live in the years when it happened or you've read the historical piece of fiction lately. This is my immortal re-imagined to a new perspective, a very cursed perspective.
