bartender (one piece x reader)

six

It was a nice sunny day out and I was hiding from everyone to avoid their devilish training and I felt a piece of paper fall on my head. It was a wanted poster not just any wanted poster, a wanted poster with my face on it. . . "HOLY CRAP" I yell letting the four men looking for me figure out where I was but I didn't care because I had a bounty and I didn't know if I should be happy or not I only ever fought 1 time but I guess because it was with marine and Shanks has a crazy big bounty ether way I have a bounty "N/n are you okay" Shanks says running towards me, I hid the bounty behind my back in response "Yea I thought that I saw a spider" I say smiling knowing damn well that I'm not scared of spiders "Aren't you supposed to be training?" Shanks says slightly suspicious "I didn't want to" I say which was very much true their training sucks ass "N/n whats behind your back?" Shanks asks "Nothing" I say almost instantly "Lies" Shanks says try to look behind my back so I turn around then Yasopp walks in "Who's wanted poster is that kid" he says loudly "fuck" I mumble "Your hiding a wanted poster?" Shanks says slightly confused and before I can say anything else Yasopp takes the wanted poster from me "Wow kid your first bounty" Yasopp says "Holy crap it's pretty good for your first ever" Yasopp says as Shanks takes the wanted poster from him "75,000,000 berries" Shanks said widening his eyes while I frown "Not bad kid at all" Shanks says "You should be happy about this that a pretty damn big bounty" Benn says while walking in "For real" Lucky roo says walking in behind him "I didn't want you idiots to figure out" I say somewhat annoyed "Well to bad this is something that we have to celebrate" Shank say loudly Just like that I was stuck in the middle of a huge party, something I didn't want to be a part of. 

"Y/n want some sake?" Shanks asks "You can't give her alcohol Shanks" Yasopp says taking a sip of some sake "Oh yea" Shanks says "...just how old do you people think I am" I says questioning them and their logic "Your 13 years old duh" Yasopp says shrugging "I thought she was 15 years old" Shanks says questioning life "Nope your both wrong she's 14" Lucky roo says walking towards us "Your all fucking stupid she's 20 years old" Benn says "Ohhh" they all say "So you can drink?" Shanks ask "Yes I can drink" I say dumbfounded at his question "Then let's have a drinking competition" Shanks says "Just because she can drink doesn't mean she should get drunk" Benn says pointing out the obvious "Don't worry Dad I don't get drunk easily" I say to the worried overworked underpaid man "Are you sure kid?" he asks "Yup I'll beat Shanks ass" I say proudly "bring it on" Shanks says "With pleasure" I reply. Me and Shanks sat in front of a table with 40 bottles. 20 each "Ready set GO'' Benn says then we both open a bottle and chug it down. I won't lie I was behind by at least 3 bottles but once shanks got to 10 I can tell he was getting a lot bit drunk me on the other hand was completely fine and even managed to catch up with him as he got more and more drunk after some time I had completely finished all 20 bottles of alcohol. "Holy crap Y/n" Yasopp says "I told you I don't get drunk easily didn't I" I say smirking "That was 20 bottles any normal person would have thrown up or got drunk but you're completely fine" Benn says both amazed and confused "I'm a bartender I grew up around alcohol so natural I picked up a few tips and tricks along the way that and hosting drinking competition" I say shrugging "That crazy cool" Lucky roo says smiling "Thanks" I say

I ended up having to help Benn with everyone because the asses all got drunk and they were throwing up "Idiot drink the soup" I say getting pissed at the fact Yasopp won't eat "Hell no it taste bad" Yasopp says while covering his mouth "Your gonna keep throwing up if you don't eat it" I say trying to put the spoon in his mouth "Y/n stop" he says turning his head "Just one bite" I say "No wa-" Yasopp was cut off by me shoving a spoon full of soup in his mouth "It wasn't that bad was it" I say putting my hands on my hip and watching the older man frown "You better eat all of it asshole" I say "Whatever" Yasopp says before eating another spoon "I'll be back in 20 minutes you better eat all of the soup" I say while leaving to go cheek on shanks "Shanks go to bed" I say "No i'm not tired" he says like a child "Shanks you've been laying there for 35 minutes your obviously tired" I say pointing out the obvious "N/n stop being mean" Shanks says "I didn't even say anything rude yet?" I say now confused about what he's talking about "Okay goodnight" Shanks says while getting up "What?" I say then shanks gives me a hug, if i wasn't confused before I am now. While I tried to understand what was going on I heard snoring "Shanks?" I say cheeking if it's him and it was he fell asleep standing and was resting his head on top of mine. After laying shanks down I went back to Yasopp and he was sleeping with an empty bowl beside him. Everyone was finally sleeping and I could go sleep for the rest of the day instead of taking care of these adult babies 

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i just realized while making this that it's benn not ben so i had to change everything and yes y/n will be calling benn dad :)